Xigeous:
You really got to stoke the coal in these old Cadillacs to get 'em chuggin'!
Dante83:
Yeah, but then one mind went and fell off the slide and they closed down the Science Playground so no other minds would get hurt...
Acrylic:
Cher's outfits just get dumber and dumber. Her boys aren't as cute anymore either..
questor:
Hmmm, about a 32A, ever think about where you'd like to work besides Hooters?
RexKramer:
"You remind me of a little toy soldier I had when I was a kid. Oh the things I used to do with that soldier...when do you get off work?"
amycamus:
.oO(Screw logic...I'm plastered.)
Madsigntist:
Scatman Crothers regrets using an Epilady to remove his moustache.
RockGuy:
Mel Blanc as your local Good Humor Man
Astryk9:
little punk kneed me in the jewels
YingYang:
"Where's my donkey, you coffee bean stealin' motherfuckers!!!"
FryGirl:
"Thank you for calling the Marlboro Hotline!"
animebabe:
:Hello? Yeah... I am calling for Jenny? I found her number on a bathroom wall..."
MandK:
Crap i wake up next to a drunk again. And she's a man. #!%&*#@!
sci69:
Where do you want my sperm sample?
tedj:
Look, I just had my winnabago galvanized!
clover:
Adventures in Butch Homosexual Beautican Land: "I'm here to kick ass and curl hair...and I'mm all out of activator'.
GersonK:
Obviously not degrees from picture hangers' school
BuckFifty:
"... and so Scrubbing Bubble Scrooge, tonight you will be visited by three spirits of bathroom cleansers..."