MadSigntist:
After 2 days, Ricky Martin realizes it was foolish to think that nailing his head to a tree would inspire another vapid hit.
BuckFifty:
"Keebler elf scat... *sniff* Three, maybe four hours old. We're on the right track."
Torgone:
I'd come over there, but that would necessitate disconnecting from my flatulence exhaust system.
animebabe:
"I'm sorry Timmy.. our prenuptual agreement clearly states that I get the half with the creme filling. Don't fuck with me boy..."
UnReality:
"Wow, you got lotsa computers. Whad'ya use 'em all for?" "Oh, y'know...mostly porn."
Generik:
Manos II: The Hands of Feet.
Xigeous:
"You know, Spock, we humans really envy your ability to be so logical." (carefully places KICK ME sign in place.)
crovo:
Lets all pitch-in and STOP the kitty porn.
adsinfinitum:
Why yes, I would like my phone booth double glazed...
jondapicam:
"well, do you have time for a quickie then?"
NurseNoir:
"When mommy's had a rough night in the dungeon with a client, I like to brighten up her morning with liquid sunshine!" "Where's my Tequila Sunrise, brat?!"
nashtbrutusandshort:
Leave it to David Lynch to direct the weirdest remake of *Harold and Maude* EVER.....
rock_lobster:
I...was on a starhip...for five years...wait, that was three...and there was this pointy-eared guy....
Ratgirl01:
wanna look down my shirt?
TGoodchild:
"And now observe that I have accidentally jammed my hand in the dispose-all. This suggests an incongruity between intelligence and scholarship."
YingYang:
Dontelle would get in trouble just so he could masturbate to a picture of the principal's hot-ass daughter....
GersonK:
Paul, Virgo, enjoys suspenders, booze, stolen Gideon bibles, and hispanic teens.
cyoungdahl:
Captain Opera, Superhero, defeating his enemies by shattering their ears with falsetto arias.