RathUlfr:
You really got to stoke the coal in these old Cadillacs to get 'em chuggin'!
Patrick88:
Freddy's funniest out takes
quickdraw:
Marmaduke here can actually guess your pants size by sniffing your crotch... Well, he doesn't actually guess your pants size...
Dante83:
Evil Kineval is so multi-talented...
144b:
Well, she's no Jammie Lee Curtis. But then again who is ?
YingYang:
The bitch likes it 'ruff'.
doublestuf:
Um, can you play 'Cherish' by the Association?
MadSigntist:
Not only does liposuction provide a valuable cosmetic service, it brightens the tables of many Cracker Barrel restaurants.
BuckFifty:
"Y'ain't got nothing on me Squirrel." *chitter* "You don't scare me. Those pictures could be of anybody's ass..."
famousmortimer:
ooO(SO many inmates, so little time...)ooO
BurkeDevlin:
Instead of those tired old episodes that nobody watches, we've made some all-new shows for nobody to watch.
DarkOracle:
Cool orgasim, All right Angelique!
Miss_Pesky_Pants:
Poli-Grip binds corn on the cob to your chin in one easy step!
RockGuy:
"So, Mr. Brando, snack? Pizza?"
Xigeous:
"Hey! My eyes are up here."
WonderChick:
Tony often talked with his imaginary friend when no one was looking. Come to think of it, he talked to his imaginary friend when others *were* looking!
NurseNoir:
Just add vodka and you've got a complete breakfast!
AgentMoldy:
"Wife send Tor, get husband. Time for go to home. Time for eat the dinner."