nordic:
Wow, Jim, your neighbors DO make a lot of noise.
BicycleRepairMan:
Harvey is about to wall-bang her!
buddygirl:
"Boy! That deer really flew."
Motis:
On Sundays, Bob would often get liquored up and argue with his collection of stuffed animals
E_the_E:
"Guess what , ma? I just found the most fabulous attachment for this robot."
Acrylic:
"Welcome to NYC, please feel free to urinate anywhere."
Hippie:
Ever since cancellation of "Dinosaurs" I keep seeing the child actors show up on talk shows as victims of paint huffing.
Jazzsoda:
"Not so tough now, are you, you busty bitch! Scream Barbie, Scream! *bursts out crying*"
HanoverF:
Alfred Hitchcock is gonna be pissed
famousmortimer:
On a clear night even moles can see solar flares, I guess
Xigeous:
"Becon me NOT enchanted hat, there are some things I will not sit on!"
robofreak:
Helps your Teef
Dibbley:
"This is the good stuff man. I got it off some Doozers. Primo stuff."
screaming_fist:
The Simon and Garfunkel reunion tour just bombed out
GersonK:
"Just take that bag back. It's clearly oregano, dipstink"
Astryk9:
our dildonics stock is up
Enapov:
NO CAPTAIN you may not dance in the nude.....*Damn and I really had a thing going...I was gonna get Jiffy*...Jiggy Captain..* What ever!*
rickubis:
Well, I guess it'll be like talking to a wall, but I'll do what the sign says.