Scypha:
"ARGH!!!  It's Amplewoman, and
she's naked!  Cover your eyes!!"

Matteus:
Safety Dance? 

Matteus:
o/' you can dance if you want to you
can leave your friends behind o/' 

Neoknight:
Guys, that is NOT how you do
the Time Warp! 

LuvBJones:
Do the Jerk!! 

MrTim: 
Sandstorm! Saaaandstoooorm! 

Angel_Noir: 
Interactive cinema hits a snag 
when audiences pelt the screen 
with Ju-Ju Bees. 

Andy1251:
Little known X-Files fact: David 
Duchovney and Gillian Anderson
both tried out for Beastie Boy's 
Sabotage video. 

YingYang:
"Paparazzi!! Nooo!! Run Tea, run!!" 

Reynard T Fox:
"Scully!  Can't...stop...doing...the
Shatner...dance...damn you...alien 
bastards..." 
 

JediClone:
"Night Of The Living Asparagus"
Tonight on The Food Channel Horror
Playhouse... be afraid...

thinking_too_hard: 
quick scully, the children 
of the corn will help us

Matteus:
I don't think this is the right parking lot 

MrTim:
As he leans forward, she leans back to 
maintain their mutual center of gravity. 

JediClone:
Attack of the MegaMechaPlumFarie!
"TAK!"
<ground shaking> <ears ringing> 

Angel_Noir: 
"'God has great sense of humor', you 
said." "Shut up." "'He'll love my Jesus 
jokes', you said." "SHUT UP!" 

Neoknight:
Look out! It's a hyper-inteligent 
shade of blue!! 

Matteus: 
they brought their pet glowing orb 

thinking_too_hard: 
the moon is a bit bright 

Reynard T Fox: 
"Crap, the 5:15! Run!" 

YingYang: 
Young Kal-El purposely aims for
the annoying Human FBI agents....  
 

 Neoknight: 
"It's inevitable. You eventualy do 
sitcoms. It's just how the world works." 

LuvBJones:
What would happen if a high-level 
government informant decided to sing
like a bird? And what if he brought beer? 

Angel_Noir: 
Things that confuse straight men #89: 
In a homosexual relationship, who
pays for dinner?

YingYang:
"Are you playing footsie with me?" 

UnReality:
"Pull the strings! Pull the strings!" 

clover: 
But you only charged Eugene
Robinson $20. 

thinking_too_hard:
mulder, i asked you before to stop 
touching me under the table 

JediClone:
Desperately hoping no one notices
he deleted the only copy of the picture
that was supposed to be posted right
over there --->

Matteus:
I forgot my password 

Scypha:
Mulder likes to use the two-handed 
technique when viewing Internet porn. 

thinking_too_hard:
damn, why can't i ever get any midgit 
porn on this thing! 

YingYang:
oOWhat was I thinking doing 'Don't
Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead?"Oo 

Jorie:
"Mmm.... porno...." 

Andy1251:
"Don't mind my hands, here Scully. 
You keep on talking." 

Angel_Noir:
Fox spends anotherday on a 
fruitless search for his bedroom.