Angel_Noir:
"Good news, Scully." "What?"
"Let's just say that Eugene Toomes 
wasn't the only one able to strech
things." "Ooooh!" *Wokka Chicka
Wokka Chicka* 

YingYang:
"Scully.....I love....the way I 
reflect in your eyes...." 

MrTim:
"Now what did those maintenance
instructions say again? 'Twist right ear, 
swiveling face up and out . . .'" 

Matteus:
there's something on your ear... 

Neoknight:
She's going to kiss him? Yup, it's a
sign of armageddon, alright.

JediClone:
It absolutely crushed Mulder to hear
Scully say: "Krycheck kisses a
lot better than you"

Andy1251:
"Yes...yes...I KNEW that was 
CK One!"
 

JediClone:
The Shadow Syndicate didnt really
have to abduct Scully this time. They
just wanted to see how many times
she'd have to be abducted before she'd
accept any of Mulder's theories
about why she keeps being abducted.

Andy1251:
Shortly after the "kissing" scene, 
Mulder needed to be carried out
by a stretcher.

Matteus:
wedgie? 

MrTim:
Now we know how they got people
to screen test _Batman and Robin_.

YingYang:
"We successfully removed the stick 
that was up her ass." 

Angel_Noir: 
"What do we got?" "Another 'The 
Mighty' audience member." 
"When will these people learn?" 

Jazzsoda:
Gillian Anderson sponsers her own 
dogsled team and never has to pay
cab fare again! Believe it or Not!
 

Angel_Noir:
Slumpy, the laziest C.H.U.D.,
begins another mis-adventure. 

YingYang: 
I'm used to seeing shoes in the middle of 
the road, but paranoid FBI agents...? 

MrTim:
This bus doesn't stop for *anything*! 

Matteus:
I'm so relaxed 

Neoknight:
Mulder, in his usual, doeish
innocence, gets frozen by headlights
and hit like so much roadkill. 

Matteus:
Keith Richards! 

Jazzsoda:
"I'm Jesus Christ Superstar!" "Mulder, 
this is the last time I believe it when 
you say Raspberry Shnopps doesn't 
affect you."
 

MrTim:
Lyta Alexander? 

YingYang:
"You did great. We're Daddy 
and Daddy now." 

Angel_Noir: 
"...and you we're there, and you we're 
there." "Really?" "Yeah. And you had 
girlfriends." "Wow! What a dream!" 

Matteus:
it's Uma Thurman! 
 

Matteus:
Lose the headband, who are you
trying to be? Corey Hart?

Angel_Noir:
"Focus, Fox-san!" "Yes, Mr. Pillagi."
"PILLEGI! PILLEGI! Goddamn it!" 

JediClone:
In an atempt to taunt HanoverF's
frustration with obscure jokes,
JediClone dredges up a reference to 
The Daily Show's "Tampon Man" story
from 2 years ago.

YingYang:
Receding Hairline Asshole man 
 

YingYang:
o/"Smug, smug, smug, smug...."o/ 

JediClone:
Mulder's attempt to sneak out of the
prostate exam was thwarted by his 
mother's habit of labeling all his clothes.

Neoknight: 
Mulder had an idea that he was being
led to a suprize party the minute he
was asked to put on the nametag. 

MrTim: 
I've heard of a *monkey* on
your back before, but this?