Matteus:
umm, wee? 

YingYang:
Angry Canadians are hot on their trail...
 
UnReality:
"The ice cream truck! Quick!" 

Angel_Noir: 
"These invisible mountain
bikes are keen!" 

Andy1251:
"No, Scully, this is more like a
brown dirt road." 
 

LuvBJones
Dollywood? 

Angel_Noir:
Scully and Mulder trace the
conspiracy to Pamela Lee. 

Neoknight:
Screw the crop circles! It's them damned
giant implants that prove everything! 

Jorie:
I'm sure there's a breast 
joke in here somewhere.... 

MrTim:
The camera must be sitting on the 
belt of a sleeping woman wearing a 
breastless corduroy shirt. 

Scouty:
What every person comes to a Tool 
concert for:  Maynard's Man-Boobs. 

Matteus:
We're on Cookie Monster's head!
(I'm avoiding the breasts thing) 

Jazzsoda:
Mulder and Scully get advance 
warning that Dom Deluise is sleeping
face-down in the corn field. 

Scypha: 
Dolly Parton's breast have gotten
way out of control now! 

YingYang: 
If Pamela Anderson falls in a
cornfield and no-one's around......

Matteus: 
hey! we're on Kermit!! 

thinking_too_hard: 
everything i look at reminds me of sex 
 

YingYang:
"Sculdar and Mully are wearing
the fashionable, yet classic Armani 
Gothic Wear" 

Reynard T Fox: 
Mulder and Scully infiltrate the walk-in
freezer at Sizzler.  The horror... 

Jazzsoda: 
"Damn Mulder, you live in a 
U-Store-It now?" "Just try and 
beat this rent, Scully." 

Matteus:
let's see what the nipple looks
like from here 

MrTim:
Scully and Mulder in a steel-cage
death match! 

Neoknight:
After the X-Files gets canceled, the
entire cast has to sink to thier lowest, 
making a "New Get Smart" series to 
try and bring in funds 

clover: 
Too late Mulder and Scully realized 
they were woefully over dressed for 
the 'Rave Up' at Elton John's House. 

Matteus: 
o/' body movin' body movin' o/'  
 

Matteus:
i think I can see her ankle! 

clover:
Mush Shatner coming...one maybe
two Slaters with him. 

Andy1251:
"Nope, the truth isn't
underneath the bed." 

LuvBJones:
"Keebler Elves, Scully ... I can
HEAR them!!" 

Jorie:
Mulder obviously hasn't had
his V8 today. 

Angel_Noir:
"Indian bashing cap, coming 
from south..." 

Neoknight:
First, Fox uses the Indian Tracking 
Skills he learned in that one episode,
and then he uses...... 

MrTim: 
"Twenty horses, three with riders.
One of the riders has a broken leg." 

YingYang:
Likes To Put His Ear on the
Cold Floor Man 

thinking_too_hard:
ok scully, you win, you can get 
off of me now
 

YingYang:
oO"Damn, his ass is HUGE"Oo 

MrTim:
And now, a special YSMT 
presentation of _I Know What You Did
Twenty Years Ago Last Summer_. 

Neoknight:
"Don't look now, Fox, but you're
about to become Bubba's Bitch."  
 

Matteus:
Porter Square Station 

YingYang:
Bob Dole's urethra 

thinking_too_hard:
ribbed for your pleasure