JediClone: 
No, there's nothing suspicious about 
a big green playground in the middle 
of Death Valley.... 

YingYang: 
Eddie Murphy's in the news again.... 

Andy1251: 
"Well, if we're not in Kansas, it sure 
the hell looks like it! All we need to do 
is find happily married cousins to know 
for sure. The truth is out there.. " 

UnReality: 
Playground of the Damned 

thinking_too_hard: 
blackwood? i thought they were 
in the desert 

Matteus: 
oh yeah, they really needed 
this playground... 
 

Matteus: 
Mulder, are you sewing the grass??? 

thinking_too_hard: 
yes mulder, it is grass. remember grass? 

UnReality: 
See, Scully? It really IS greener 
on the other side! 

Jazzsoda: 
"Oooh! Ladybug!" "Mulder, they're 
getting away." "Ladybug, Scully!" 

YingYang: 
"Found my contact" 

Andy1251: 
"Mulder, how many times have I told 
you sweeping everything under a rug 
will NOT solve an X-File?" "Bite me, 
Scully! We all know I'm the star!" "At 
least I can talk!" 

LuvBJones: 
"Ewok scat ... four, five days old." 

Neoknight: 
they even stole things from anime in this 
thing! look at how Scully's hair moves in 
the wind to make her look pensive. 

Angel_Noir: 
"Scully, look!" "Big Foot tracks?" 
"Nope." "Crop circle?" "Un-uh." 
"Then what?" "This inchworm looks 
like Vernon Jordan. We're so close!" 

Matteus: 
the Amish-Files 

Jazzsoda: 
"Dammit, I ordered one Leaning 
Tower of Pizza, no Duchovnies!" 

Matteus: 
so *you've* been peeing 
in the sandbox!! 

Angel_Noir: 
Watering and Mulching is not enough. 
You have to tie down your Duchovney 
to get it to grow straight and tall. 

LuvBJones: 
"YOU KNOCKED OUT MY 
RETAINER!!" 

Andy1251: 
"Ow, why'd you injure the 
family jewels?!" 

YingYang: 
"Damn, Tea, I was just kidding. 
Your sister doesn't give better 
head than you..." 

thinking_too_hard: 
whoa! scully, was that you? 
 
 

thinking_too_hard: 
they are pointing to the cute one 

Scypha: 
"One, two.  Hey Agents Scully and 
Mulder, why aren't you doing your 
Tai-Bo exercises with us?  It's fun. 
One, two..." 

YingYang: 
"Hey, kids, can you tell us where 
the nearest whorehouse is?" 

Andy1251: 
"I saw the truth over thre, sir." 

Matteus: 
Go West! 

LuvBJones: 
Duchovny's contract stipulated 
that his acting coaches remain on 
set for the duration of the shoot. 

Angel_Noir:In the unrated director's 
cut, neighborhood kids rat out Elliot to 
the faceless men for an Atari 2600. 

MrTim: 
"Oh, look, Mulder. Nazi babies!" 

Neoknight: 
"Yeah, kids, nice Scarecrow 
impression. Now, did you see 
anyone come out this way?" 

Jazzsoda: 
"Aw, come on kids! I'm talking 
about free tickets here! It's called 
'Playing Go- okay, fine, we'll go." 
 

JediClone: 
Dry Ice? I guess Scully had 
to piss in the radiator. 

Matteus: 
did you really need all that talc 
in your shoes? 

Jazzsoda: 
Mulder shakes the bloodhounds 
off of their trail by parking in the river. 
Always thinking, that Mulder. 

Neoknight: 
Eh, screw the movie. we'll just pose 
and look good for you a while." 

MrTim: 
Y'know, for an FBI agent, she 
does an awful lot of posing. 

Angel_Noir: 
Lighting Director: Hal O. Gen 

YingYang: 
The Full Monty Files" 
 

JediClone: 
Dumbo 1999:... "o/' Casey Junior's 
comin' round the track/ clowns are in 
the back/ and they're smugglin' crack!" 

LuvBJones: 
"What's that Scully?" "It's the phantom 
government train that's driving through 
the holes in this plot!" 

Angel_Noir: 
When faced with yet another keogh, 
I like to tell myself "I think I can, I 
think I can". Of course, the 
Methadone helps, too. 

MrTim: 
Government Training Film #001. 

Reynard T Fox: 
Quick, Mulder! Use the power 
of Zomig! It is in you! 

Matteus: 
only one headlight? 

thinking_too_hard: 
*ear to track* i think i hear 
something coming