Scouty: 
Latest victim in Sean "Puffy" Combs  
'ultra-videos':  o/ Come with me! o/  
"Naaarrrrhhhhhh!!!!"  

YingYang: 
"Whatever you do, don't piss  
off Richard Simmons!"  

MrTim: 
"So if you're good enough, smart  
enough, and lucky enough, you might  
_Win Ben Stein's Alien Artifacts_!"  

Andy1251: 
"I'll get you yet, Austin Powers,  
er....Mulder!"  

Angel_Noir: 
"The aliens are calling me." "Dad, 
that's a ladder." "Their tractor beam 
is in the shop." "I see. Hypospray of 
your medication?" "Yaaaa!" 

JediClone: 
... and Robert Loggia as "Son-To-Be- 
Brutally-Killed Man #65"! 

Agent_Moldy: 
"This jungle gym bites." 
 

  

Reynard T Fox: 
Billy's mom even made him wear his 
snowsuit to the swimming pool.  

Andy1251: 
"This is a new prototype for a dildo." 

MrTim: 
And now a scene from _Miami  
Vice versus Aztec Mummy_  

YingYang:  
Guinea pigs....OF THE FUTURE!!  

Neoknight: 
"Sorry, sir, but every movie with 
anything remotely hole-like in it must 
have a character get stuck in it for at 
least a half hour. We'll be back with 
the ladder later. You understand." 

JediClone: 
In other news: to prevent the threat 
of Jack In The Box's thugs, 
Ronald's PlayPlace was put 
under martial law... 

Agent_Moldy: 
Madonna's visit was always a big 
day at the gynecology clinic. 
 
 
 

  

LuvBJones: 
Release the hounds.  

YingYang: 
A young Charlie Sheen  

Agent_Moldy: 
Roman Polanski starts his grandson 
out young, preparing him for a long 
life of child molesting. 

Neoknight: 
Stately Wayne Mental Hospital... 

Angel_Noir: 
"Mummy, Charles called me a 
fuckhead." "Charles! Please, no 
metaphors." "Sorry, Mummy. Jenny, 
die a slow, bloody, puss enriched 
death." "Much better." 

JediClone: 
Chariots Of Fire: Episode One 
 

  

YingYang: 
Alfred the Butler did it.  

Andy1251: 
"DIAL 1-800-COLLECT!!!!!"  

MrTim: 
This man has *no fucking neck*!!!  

Jorie: 
After he admitted to all the atrocities 
of the Syndicate, They locked
the Well-Manicured man in the Happy  
Home and he was never heard from again.  

Angel_Noir: 
 .oO {Oh, yeah. That's it, baby. 
Trim those azaileas...} 

JediClone: 
.oO(Oh, how I wish Deep Throat 
were still here... The jokes, the keggers, 
all that "experimenting" in college... 
<sigh> Those were carefree days...)Oo. 

Neoknight: 
o0(God, that Dana Scully's 
got a sweet ass...) 

Agent_Moldy: 
Despite all his rage, he's just a rat in 
a -- um, well, window, actually... 
 

  

MrTim: 
"Do you like small mammals? Do you 
enjoy cupping their firm buttocks and 
massaging their -- oh, are we back on?" 

YingYang: 
"So see these two are FBI agents, and 
every week they find a new monster and 
a new conspiracy...I got 'em all taped..."  

Agent_Moldy: 
"What -- I gotta deal with these 
2 clowns every day, now I gotta 
watch the damned show, too?" 

JediClone: 
... and here they are breaking into all the 
cigarette machines at FBI Headquarters 
and taking all my Morleys! I take 
back everything I ever said about 
keeping them alive. Kill them now! 

Angel_Noir: 
"Oooh! Oooh! This is the 
episode with the cockroaches! I 
love this one! Turn it up." 
 

  

YingYang: 
"Three Amigos..SALUTE!!"  

LuvBJones: 
"It's the Hudson Brothers 1999  
Reunion Special!! With The DiFranco  
Family! Shields and Yarnell!"  

Reynard T Fox: 
The Lone Gunmen in thirty years:  
"Hey Mulder, wanna hear about our  
theory on why the government was 
late with our social security check  
AGAIN?!" 

clover:  
Time has not been good 
to the Beastie boys.  

Neoknight: 
Stooges 2000. 

Angel_Noir: 
The Roliing Stones come to 
the support of Mick during his 
latest personal struggle. 

JediClone: 
o/' One of these men is a turncoat, 
one of these men is not insane... 

Agent_Moldy: 
Hanson -- OF THE FUTURE!!!