Andy1251: 
"Since when was Alien Autopsy  
considered an X-File?"  

MrTim: 
"Geez, Scully, it's just a massage. 
You don't need to wear a gas mask!" 

YingYang: 
"Okay, Scully, this whole safe sex 
thing is getting out of control...."  

Angel_Noir: 
"The deceased is a caucasian male, 
approximately 185 pounds, brown 
eyes, nice skin, no wedding ring, 
and going out with me Saturday." 

JediClone: 
To add insult to injury, Dana now 
has to perform the autopsies on all 
of her relatives that Fox gets killed. 

Agent_Moldy: 
"Dammit, I said get the paddles!  He's 
only been dead 4 days, we can do this!" 
 

  

YingYang: 
"Wanna pet my Oscar?"  

Andy1251: 
"Mulder, these are CONDOMS.""Woo  
hoo! I got a place in Florida now!"  

Neoknight: 
"Let me get this straight. People acutaly 
watch you people on a regular basis?!" 

Agent_Moldy: 
"Okay, that's a loaf of bread, a container 
of milk, and a stick of butter..." 

Angel_Noir: 
"...so you collect them, and train them 
to battle each other." "What does this 
have to do with UFOs?" "UFOs?! 
Pokemon is bigger than us all!" 
 

  

Andy1251: 
"<crunch> This pancreas tastes great!"   

YingYang: 
"This is so erotic"  

Scouty:  
Fact That Scares The Bejesus Out  
Of You # 238:  Scully, inventor of  
the Wonderbra. (tm)  

MrTim: 
Scully demonstrates oral sex techniques 
in _X or Dare_, only on You're Shittin' 
Me Theater.  

Angel_Noir: 
Scientists discover the gene that 
causes fanboys to hunt the web for 
naked pictures of Scully. 

Agent_Moldy: 
.oO{Is blood supposed to be clear?} 

JediClone: 
Scully finally got clued in on the 
teft of her egg-cells after her 
pregnancy test came back with not 
a "+" or a "-", but a "?". 
 

  

Reynard T Fox: 
"Mulder, zinc oxide is NOT part of  
the Big Coverup, and no matter what  
you say, I am DAMN well going to  
USE some next time!"  

Agent_Moldy: 
"Wow, is that Sean Connery?" "Hey! 
Get him outta here!  No man gets to 
be sexier than me.  Got it? _I'm_ the 
stud around here!  ME!" 

JediClone: 
"For this scene, we'd like Mulder 
to Draw a nude portrait of Scully..." 
"Hell no!" "Cool! I'm in!" "That's more 
like it! Dave, why cant you show 
some enthusiasm like Gil here?" 

Angel_Noir: 
"Ok. In this scene, I want you to 
look concerned." "Again?" "Hey! Sell 
the franchise, damn it! Action!" 
 

  

Andy1251: 
Isn't it a coincidence that the Taitned  
Love commercial was shot on the same 
days as the X-Files movie? 

MrTim: 
The security around the _Phantom 
Menace_ sets is ridiculous.  

YingYang: 
"And if Blow-Up Wanda has any 
creases. it'll be your ass!!"  

Angel_Noir: 
"Careful with that! You OK in there, Mr. 
Jackson?" "Hee hee!" "Carry on." 

Neoknight: 
Jedi, I thought you said no 
more Titanic screengrabs! 

JediClone: 
(Cant help it. Cameron stole a shot 
from practically every other director in 
the business. Everywhere I go, I 
find something else he lifted.) 

Agent_Moldy: 
"Look!  It's pointing to Dave!  Well, 
Fred, that means you gotta kiss Dave!" 
 

  

YingYang: 
"Inside is the most horrible form  
of penance known to men....Kathie 
Lee Giffords' ovaries....."  

Scouty: 
JediClone brings out the ultimate cap.  
Cappers worldwide brace for impact.  

Neoknight: 
o/ Under the sea, under the sea....o/ 
*SNAP* "Damn!! Stupid crabs." 

JediClone: 
Yeah yeah, I know. "Brandoplasm"... 
"public health hazard"... "finger 
lickin' good"...<sigh> 

Agent_Moldy: 
"Well, blew another one out. Guess we'd 
better go with a 166 Pentium instead."