YingYang: 
"Don't make me bitchslap you, pal" 

MrTim: 
Marlee Matlin?  

Andy1251: 
"Mulder, can't you do anything by  
yuorself? I'm three feet away from you!"  

Agent_Moldy: 
"Mulder, why are there pictures of 
my face pasted over all the nude 
models in your Playboys?" 

JediClone: 
I'm so glad you came over, Mulder. 
I dont feel comforatable here by 
myself. Frohike's been making 
those late night calls again... 
 

  

Jorie: 
He obviously can't read that No  
Smoking sign he's standing in front of.... 

Andy1251:  
"Let me just light a cigarrete near these  
highly flammable substances. "  

Matteus: 
wow! he's quite endowed  

MrTim: 
"Try the weed, Mulder. It's fantastic."  

LuvBJones: 
"I'm here to welcome you to 
flavor country. *KAFF*"  

YingYang: 
He needs to become The  
Nicotrol Patch Wearing Man  

Angel_Noir:  
Tommy Chong stars as Refer-Tokeing  
Man on the next "P-Files", Tuesdays  
on the Your Shittin' Me Network.  

JediClone:  
"Narly smokes, dude! a'right!"  
"Bogus! It's, like, cancer... man!"  
<rimshot>  

Agent_Moldy:  
*inhale* "Man, these things are  
great since I started coating them  
in toxic waste!"  

Neoknight:  
A little confescated evidence  
never hurt anyone  
 

  

YingYang: 
That's right. Captain Smug and The  
Ice Queen here for the President. 
Tell him it's urgent."  

MrTim: 
"Hang on a sec, Scully; I just wanna top 
off the Mr. Fusion before we leave."  

Neoknight: 
After much prodding from Scully, 
Mulder finaly stops and asks a 
security guard for directions. 

Agent_Moldy: 
"I need a ham on rye & 2 Cokes, 
please." "Mulder, that's a linen cart." 

Angel_Noir: 
"Can I see your pass?" "Sure. What's 
a beautiful private like you doing in 
a place like this?" "And yours?" "I'm 
drunk." "Very well. Proceed." 
 

  

Matteus: 
Mulder, leave the piercing alone  

MrTim: 
"Hey, the tomatoes are finally ripe!"  

LuvBJones: 
"Mulder, don't look there, she's 
DEAD for Christ's sake!!" 

YingYang: 
"Check it out. This guy died 
with a boner"  

Andy1251: 
"I don't see anything unusual in here, 
Scully." "Mulder, they're dismembered 
body parts!" "Really? I thought they 
were Barbie Doll parts..."  

 Angel_Noir: 
Special Guest Star: Esther Rolle. 

JediClone: 
Check this out Scully! I found 
Krycheck's arm and put it 
on display in my freezer. 
Just because I hate him. 

Agent_Moldy: 
"Ooo, salsa!"  "Mulder, that's 
a corpse!" 
 

  

YingYang: 
Good lord! She's showing emotions? 
!  
MrTim: 
"*Tcha!* As if! Like, gag 
me with a spoon!"  

 Agent_Moldy: 
.oO{Note to self:  Remember to 
beat the sh*t out of Mulder if we 
make it out of this alive.} 

JediClone: 
"That's very interesting Mulder. 
.oO(<gag> If I have to listen to one 
more story about his sister...)Oo." 

Neoknight: 
Gillian Anderson realizes just where 
her career will go after X-Files 
goes off the air 
 

  

YingYang:  
"You were wonderful last night." "Duh" 

Andy1251:  
Mulder/Scully conflict
#435345534567576879778442342141  

Neoknight 
"You NEVER do the dishes, you 
NEVER clean up around here, and 
the dog hasn't been feed in DAYS!!" 
"Dana, I don't even live here. This 
is a crime scene!" 

Agent_Moldy: 
"Stuffing instead of government 
conspiracy?  Scully, I love you!" 

Angel_Noir: 
"Its no use, Mulder. We are 
still nowhere close to curing 
your lack of appeal."