MrTim:
"Afternoon, Shadowy Female Figure."
"Hello, Vaguely Man-Shaped Blob. 
Oh, hi, Hulking Figure!"

Neoknight: 
Tired of the FBI work, Mulder 
starts working as a bisexual whore. 
"Have fun, Mr Director... and now 
it's your turn, Dana. Hope you 
got the cash." 

JediClone: 
See you later Fox, Dana! I gotta go 
finish removing Cancer Man from the 
survelience tapes around your former 
office- I mean, I gotta go pee. Yeah. 

Agent_Moldy: 
"Mulder, you idiot! You stupid, stu--" 
 "Sir, let me handle this. Mulder, you 
stupid, stupid imbecile!  You complete 
idiot!  You dumbass jerk!  You..." 
 

MrTim:
The new character this season, 
Little Timmy the Bartender.

YingYang:
"I want a Black Russian and a Bloody
Mary. Oh, yeah, I better get a drink, 
too...."

144b; 
Here'ya go. I call it an X file.
One sip and you wont trust no one.

 Angel_Noir: 
"Sirley Temple." "Really headin' 
off those gay rumors, aren't you": 

Agent_Moldy: 
"Gimme a beer."  "What kind?" 
 "Root..." 

JediClone: 
Denise Crosby IS "An Anonymous 
Bartender In LA"!... But enough 
about real life and her dead career... 
back to the movie! 

Neoknight: 
"So, a planned armageddon, eh? I 
think my brother did that once." "ya?"

Andy1251:
It turns out that after all this time that 
The Cigarrete Smoking Man was evloving
into Cancer Man...he should've read 
those "Surgeon General's Warnings""

YingYang:
Prune-Faced Jack Daniels Drinking man

JediClone: 
... Guest starring Sid Ceaser AS 
Big Brother... 
 
Angel_Noir: 
"Forgive me father, for I have sinned." 
"What is it, my son." "I didn't deserve 
to beat Samuel L. Jackson out of the 
best supporting actor Oscar, but 
accepted it anyway." "Marge, we 
got any excommunication forms?" 

Agent_Moldy: 
"Gee whiz, Mulder, and I thought 
Ed Wood was weird!"

Reynard T Fox:
"Who are you?" "I said, I'm an alley 
attendant.  All the classy bars have got 
alley attendants.  Would you like a 
towel?"

LuvBJones:
"No, I'm not Deep Throat. 
Why do you ask?"

Scouty: 
You haven't lived until Jack Palance
has watched you take a leak.

Agent_Moldy: 
"Feh!  In my day, we didn't hide it. 
We just whipped it out anywhere 
and did our business!  Stupid, 
pansy-assed guys today, I oughta..." 

Neoknight: 
"Mulder, I know the company toilets are 
a little dirty, but could you please use 
them? That's a homeless man's home." 

Angel_Noir: 
"Isn't this the script?" "Leave it. 
Its non-recyclable." 
 

JediClone:
Duchovney Bad Acting Habit #5:
Focusing on something behind the 
person he's talking to.

Scouty:
"DAMN!!  Forgot to thank my sexy
ass at the TV Guide Awards."  "I'm
sure they know, David"

YingYang:
o/"I'm too smuggy for my shirt, too
smuggy for my shirt...."o/

Angel_Noir: 
"What proof can you give me of 
a government conspiracy?" "Ever won 
the Publisher's Clearinghouse 
Sweepstakes?" "No." "Ah-ha!" 

Agent_Moldy: 
Ladies & Gentlemen, your new King 
of Dull Surprise, David Duchovny!

MrTim:
"Why did you want me to meet you
here, Mr. Graves? This seems like a
strange place to film _Biography_."

Andy1251:
The X-Files remake of Taxi sucked. 

Agent_Moldy: 
"Car coming."  "Yup."  "S'pose 
we should move?"  "Nah." *THUMP* 
"S'pose we shoulda moved?" "Yup." 

JediClone: 
Yeah, see you later, Mr Mystery 
Man! I had a real fun night! I'll call! 
<slam!> 
.oO(Echh! No more blind dates with 
enegmatic informants for me!)Oo.