Matteus:
Now it's a Mase video

MrTim:
Private investigator's photo of David 
Duchovny and Chase Masterson 
together on a typical Los Angeles 
afternoon.

Andy1251: 
Mulder and Scully were finally arrested.
The governments was tired of their crap! 

 Neoknight: 
FBI Intimidating Pose #1.... 

JediClone: 
Got into a five-wandering-car pileup 
with the inbreeding mother and son, the 
demon mother, the living cancer guy, 
and the Chupacabra brothers. 

Agent_Moldy: 
"Did weee dooo thaaat?" 
 

MrTim:
"Scully, is that a UFO?" "I dunno, but 
check out the butt on that guy!"

Matteus:
this mosh pit sucks

YingYang:
"Wanna mosh?"

Agent_Moldy: 
"Get the feeling we're being watched?" 
"No, you?"  "Not really, no." 

Neoknight: 
.... and FBI Intimidating Pose #2. 

Angel_Noir: 
Suddenly, the ghost of J. Edger 
Hoover appears and chastizes 
Mulder on his outfit, and asks to 
borrow Scully's. 
 

Andy1251:
Mulder stares in awe as Reptile 
materializes out of the wall. 

YingYang:
"Two more payments and it 
would've been mine....."

MrTim:
"Hello, wall."

 Angel_Noir: 
.oO {Maybe I should have tipped 
the chambermaid.} 

Agent_Moldy: 
"Ah hell, a few nails, a coat of paint, 
she'll be good as new!" 

JediClone: 
Tonight on "The Old Federal Disaster 
Area"... 
 

Agent_Moldy: 
"Mr. Mulder, for the last time, no, 
I will _not_ set you up with my 
daughter Gwyneth!" 

Neoknight: 
We now interrupt our regularly 
scheduled programming to bring you 
an all new episode of Ally McBeal. 

Angel_Noir: 
"Mr. Mulder, your career, maybe 
even your very life is on trial here. 
Now, do you want to rephrase your 
answer?" "I still won't go out with you." 
"OFF WITH HIS HEAD!" 
 

YingYang:
"Ms. Lewinsky, do you have a business
card? Do you do parties?"

MrTim: 
"Who took the lower half of my face?"

Andy1251: 
"Think we could get more
LIGHT on me?!" 

Angel_Noir: 
"Pull-leggy?" "Pileggi." "Dill-smeggy?" 
"PILLeggi." "Mill-nuggie?" "PILLEGGI!" 

JediClone: 
Listen to me now, I'm only gonna 
say this once: I did NOT have a 
sexual relationship with that man, 
The Masked Magician! 

Agent_Moldy: 
"What was that crack about bald 
guys, Agent Moldy?" 
 

Andy1251:
"Mulder, you know you're under oath, 
right?" "<Snicker> Yeah, I know.." 

MrTim:
Skinner brings in John Stewart 
for interrogation.

YingYang:
"Wanna back massage?" "No." "Just
asking. That offer stands for 24/7, 
Hotcakes."

Angel_Noir: 
"You wanna cuddle?" "Where's 
my damn sandwich?" "Men!" 

JediClone: 
"I dunno boss... sometimes I feel like 
you couldnt care less about me and 
Scully...Like your almost one of the 
enemy..." <beep> "Well have to discuss 
this later. Cancer Man's paging me." 

Agent_Moldy: 
"Why yes, you _do_ have a 
striking jawline, Mulder." 

Neoknight: 
I was right. Being that dull 
IS exhausting!