YingYang:
"Yeah, I'm on the set of "The X-Files
Movie" Yeah, Yeah....he did what?
Hold up I got a line....You're right
Muldar.....Okay, I'm back. So what
did you say? Uh-huh..."
MrTim:
Oh, look! They've got a life-sized Demi
Moore doll hanging from the wall!
Agent_Moldy:
"Situation is serious, we have an
unattractive, balding man on the show!
Need backup immediately!"
JediClone:
<dials>"Hi. I'd like 6 jumbo anchove
and onion pizzas, 10 orders of
crazysticks, 4 pasta platters, and
20 large pops...My name?...
Tia Leoni. My address is..."
Angel_Noir:
"Don't worry, Mulder, we'll get you
out of there." "Take your time, Scully.
This condom machine has 'french
ticklers'."
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YingYang:
"C'mere, I got these nude pics of
some broad named Gillian Anderson
off the Net...."
Angel_Noir:
o/` "How much is that C-4 in the
window?"
Agent_Moldy:
"Dammit! Why is it every time
I want a Pepsi, someone puts a
bomb in the damned machine?!"
JediClone:
And to make matters worse, none
of the non-explosive machines
would accept Mulder's ratty old
dollar bill...
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Scouty:
David should've quit interpretive
dance while he was still ahead.
Andy1251:
"Mulder, look! Our career has
disappeared!"
MrTim:
*zzzip!* "Geez, Scully, did you have to
make me watch you go to the bathroom?"
YingYang:
FBI Baseball Game: "Safe!!"
Matteus:
He's going to slap her butt!
Neoknight:
o/ I believe I can flyyyy. o/ "Mulder,
stop playing airplane and singing R
Kelly! We have a situation here!"
JediClone:
Duchoveny's last words exiting
Vancouver... "Yippie! Wee! Yahoo!
Bite me Canada!" <dances>
Agent_Moldy:
"SAFE!" "WHAT?! You stupid,
#*@&%()*@!"
Angel_Noir:
"Run! They're showing 'Deep
Impact'!" "But, David-" "I said run!"
JediClone:
For your edification, David will now
perform the Hawaiian Dance 'What
Will Happen To Our Careers
When This Show Is Canceled'...
"Vroom Vroom- SCREECH- eeer eer
putt putt <whistling noise...>
BOOM!"
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Matteus:
Same thing we do every night Pinky...
YingYang:
Most men aren't openly BI, but....
LuvBJones:
[a la Droopy] "Hello all you happy
people."
MrTim:
It's Major Dad!
Angel_Noir:
Side note: Did anyone beside me
think that using this actor in this
movie confuse the whole
"X-Files/Millinneum" universe?
JediClone:
Swore to sit in a monestary and speak
naught but prayers to the Lord until
he reached enlightenment about what
the hell has happened to "Millenium"
over the past year.
Agent_Moldy:
"I coulda been Spock...shoulda been
Spock...but nnnnoooo, they gave it
to Nimoy...stupid, fake
pointy-ears bastard..."
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Andy1251:
"Scully...you're blocking...my close up!"
MrTim: "One-eight-hundred-cee-ay-ell-ell-
ay-tee-tee!"
LuvBJones:
"Forgive me, Father, for I have..."
"Ooh, hold on lady, I just slammed my
fingers in the door..."
YingYang:
"Whoops"
Scouty:
"DID ANYONE BRING THE
MARSHMALLOWS??"
Agent_Moldy:
"Hey, Scully! I met this really, cool
guy today! His name is Rowsdower
and he's really, really neat!"
Neoknight:
"To get to the other side!!
Get it!!" "Mulder, this is hardly
the time for chicken jokes."
JediClone:
"Lemme in lemme in! Thebuilding's
about to blow!" "Tough shit. If you
want equal car seating for eaqual
work, you'll have to lobby Carter
like I had to to get the same salery
you've had the whole time!
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Reynard T Fox:
You can get a free home page with
The X-Files, but you always have to
have that annoying logo in the
corner of the screen.
Scouty:
Bactine, anyone?
LuvBJones:
Why you should never try to
re-freeze ice cream.
YingYang:
I knew Scully was flaming, but damn.....
Agent_Moldy:
Now THAT is a "weenie roast"!
JediClone:
Special appearance by
Ampleyeastinfection!
Angel_Noir:
Agents attempt to serve The
Human Torch with a supeona.
Neoknight:
"Damn!! My car keys were in there!!" |
