Matteus:
the crystal shard! 

 Agent_Moldy: 
Scientists later discovered that the 
black oil was not alien, but rather, 
a previously undiscovered 5th 
product of Sampo. 

Neoknight: 
Magic: The Gathering's sales just 
plummeted after they started using 
photos instead of artwork. 

Angel_Noir: 
"Lets see...fire? Check. Wheel? 
Check. Cave paintings? Check. 
Looks like it's time to invent 
the infomercial." 

Enapov: 
Look the first time that porn was 
discovered and guess who 
by- of course- men. 
 

Matteus:
Bat out of hell 

MrTim:
"I hate these rough caverns, they're a 
bitch to map. When do we get back to 
the perfect 10' by 10' corridors?" 

Enapov: 
Their truely is a light at the 
end of the tunnel. 

Agent_Moldy: 
"No, sorry, I'm just the light in 
the middle of the tunnel.  The 
end is that way." 

JediClone: 
The Plum Fairy Spawning Grounds...

Matteus:
...meanwhile not far from the Dead Sea... 

Reynard T Fox:
The Visitor. Of course we needed 
to bump MST3K to 11 Eastern on 
Sundays.  The Visitor is THAT good! 
All 7 episodes of it! 

 Agent_Moldy: 
"Hello, Precambria!  Are you 
ready to rock?!?!" 

Enapov:Bad way to be beamed up. 
Neoknight: "Anal probe? Sure, why the hell not?" 

Angel_Noir: 
"The scull looks clean, like it's been 
stripped of all..." "What is it?" "Hello,  
little boy. Would you like a free  
psychic reading?" "AHHHHH!!" 
 

Matteus:
kind of young to be digging for old 

MrTim:
"Hey, look! We dug up a capper!" 

Reynard T Fox:
Oddly enough, after years of 
speculation, Jimmy Hoffa's body was
discovered by three kids looking for 
dinosuar bones in Giants Stadium. 

 Angel_Noir: 
Kids would routinely stop and tease 
Boba Fett, who had given up hope 
of escape after Lucas had announced 
his "no more sequels" policy. 

Neoknight: 
Hey, Jedi, you didn't tell me you'd 
be slipping scenes from Stephen 
King's IT into this thing! 

Enapov: 
Lets bury him before mom finds out! 

Agent_Moldy: 
Sick of his tyranny, the Vienna 
Boys Choir exacts its revenge 
upon Michael Jackson. 
 

MrTim:
Early footage of the _Lights Out!_ 
narrator. 

Matteus:
o/' I've got my spine I've got my orange
crush o/' ($12 to whoever gets that joke 

Agent_Moldy: 
"French fries? Sure Karl. We kin 
fry 'em up for ya in this here black 
oil..." 

Enapov: 
Well...shit. 

Angel_Noir: 
"Are you there God? It's me, 
Margaret's little brother.  What's 
with the favoritism?" 

Neoknight: 
o0(Y'know.... if I just move 
over to the left, I can see right up 
Gillian Anderson's skirt....) 
 

Angel_Noir: 
Hearing that someone was using 
thier product without the trademark 
jingle, Intel send in their shocktroops. 
(*Bling! Bling bling bling bling.*) 

JediClone: 
Never before seen evidence of 
shadowy men burying the last traces 
of Gilian Anderson's non-X-Files 
career. You dont believe me?... 
Can *you* think of anything else 
she's been in? Thought not. 

Enapov: 
Chemical dumping ground in Michigan. 

Agent_Moldy: 
Tammy Faye Bakker was later 
arrested on charges of illegal 
dumping after a 50-gallon drum 
of mascara was unearthed.