Matteus: 
My Hat? meet your wife, 
Rosy Palm 

Angel_Noir: 
"I brought some extra Tampax, Mr. 
Hatt." "Sick, Garrison. Even for you."

  
Angel_Noir: 
Some called his bris a celebration 
of newfound spirituality. Others 
called it a reason for a dirty old 
man to show off his penis. 

JediClone:
Mrs Cartman's bedside manner was
less than helpful: "Hey Mephisto, 
what's under this blanket?!HOLY 
SHIT! And I thought I had problems..."
 
 

  
 Matteus: 
we blame you chef, just 
because of that hat 
 
Xylorjax: 
"Whoa!  Watch who you're 
goosing there, John." 

Neoknight; 
In this memorable scene, Chef 
says something that ISN'T sexual!

  
Angel_Noir: 
The real Don Lapre 
infomercial audiance. 

JediClone:
And cartman's mother is... The Grey!
That explain's why she never got
prosecuted for the probe thing.
Parental privalage.
 
 

  
Matteus: 
AAARRGH!!! NEED MORE 
MEAT!!!! 

Angel_Noir: 
.oO{C'mon ice cream...} 

JediClone: 
"I'mnotfatI'mjustbigbonedawright!" 
"Dammit Cartman, those are some 
really fat-ass bones!" "You son of 
a bitch!" "Look who's talking!" 
"Goddamit stop debunkin' my catch 
phrases or I'll kick you squaer in the nut!" 

Xylorjax: 
Constipation is like a storm, 
raging inside you.