MrTim:
John Travolta? 

Matteus:
John Stewart live in Saigon 
clover: Bring me the head of
Sebastian Cabbit! 

 Agent_Moldy: 
"I can't go into the hot zone with you. 
I uh, have to uh...holdupthischopper! 
Yeah..." 

JediClone: 
Sorry, Clone, you got the wrong place. 
 *M*A*S*H* references go to 
that abandoned set over there. 

Enapov: 
Get your ass back in there your 
suppose to a  concert in Tulsa 
this afternoon! 
 

Matteus: INTEL INSIDE!!!! 

Enapov: 
The world is better off when they 
take Bob home like this after eatting 
Mexican food. 

Agent_Moldy: 
Funerals for EPA employees were 
a little different than most... 

Neoknight: 
Here we witness the delivery 
of the script.... 

Angel_Noir: 
Dad pushed the envelope of 
sarcasm when asked to take the 
trash to the curb. 
 

clover:
Welcome to the Jones Town 
Annual Picnic.

Matteus:
is this Brasilia? 

 Angel_Noir: 
The show was eventually moved 
south. Somehow "Matt Dallas" 
didn't sound as good. 

Neoknight: 
.... which is promptly taken away 
by helicopter, never to be seen again 
and thus ruining the movie. 

Agent_Moldy: 
"Heeheehee!" "Hahaha!" Huh, it's 
true -- Chopper really _does_ always 
keep 'em laughing, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha... 

Enapov: 
Look ! Picnic reinforcements! 
 

Reynard T Fox:
"Boss, our undercover work suits have
arrived."  "Good, let me take a look-wait
a minute! These are supposed to say 
'NOT FBI'! Somebody's goin' down!" 

MrTim: 
"Look, which agency are these men
with and why are they all keeping
their backs away from me?" 

Enapov: 
Okay you guys line up and I will 
show you what the kick line should 
look like! 

JediClone: 
"The mission's been scrubbed. Mz Reno 
says there arent enough innocent 
civilians to gun down around here." 

Agent_Moldy: 
"Geez, Bob, I can't believe we 
all wore the same thing." 

JediClone: 
"The President needs another diversion 
for the country!" "You heard the man! 
Everybody go and arrest some arabs!" 

Angel_Noir: 
"What leads you to believe that these 
FUBU jackets aren't authentic?" 
 

clover:
I don't care how you do it.  Just make
sure Duchovny is dead. Capesh? 

Angel_Noir: 
Gillian Anderson in "Scream". 
"Scary movies?  That depends on 
what one can quantify as 'scary'. Is 
scary an autonomic response to 
outside stimuli, or a factor of 
breeding?" *Click* "Hello?" 

Agent_Moldy: 
"Mulder, get over here, I'm scared 
-- I almost smiled today!" 

Neoknight: 
"Yeah, I'm wearing a silk, see 
through mini-skirt, with lace... hold 
on a second. Partner's calling." 

Enapov: 
What the pregnancy test came out 
questionable - I'll have to tell Fox. 
 

Enapov: 
I found an alien and we're engaged now. 

JediClone: 
THIS is why I like widescreen movies! 
Look at all the empty useless space the 
pan-and-scan people choose to 
spotlight instead of Scully! 

Agent_Moldy: 
"Hi, I'm David Duchovny, actor, sex 
symbol.  Go ahead and drink me in." 

Angel_Noir: 
"Have you seen my red shoes?" "No, 
but I found your diary. Pervert."