"Star Trek: Voyager, Caretaker" Gallery
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Beedo:
Show of hands: who ELSE wants
a cobra to some out of that
basket and bite him? |
JediClone:
Tom Paris... basket case.
(Hand!) |
Angel_Noir:
Paris wasn't sure he belived in
Scuzzlebutt, until he glanced over
his shoulder to where Harry
had been sitting.
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Beedo:
Victims of interstellar domestic
abuse, on the next "Geraldo".
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NightTrain:
Oh, great. Now it's "The
Partridge Family, 2200 A.D."
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Beedo:
Neelix, you can't set laser-
pointers to "kill".
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Angel_Noir:
"I am a Jedi, like my cousin
before me." NEXT!
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NightTrain:
"Isn't their love heartwarming?"
"So much so that I'm taking
Pepto-Bismol!"
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Beedo:
I have to cancel our date,
Neelix. You're a troll.
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BuckFifty:
"Uh oh! You know what time
it is? Time for..." "HOT!
MONKEY!LOVIN!!!"
(Wild cheers and
thunderous applause)
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NightTrain:
The producers of "Voyager" take a
stab at what they call "film noyer."
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BuckFifty:
o/"Strangers in the night, exchanging
rubbers, this one is too tight.
Pass me another..."/o
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Angel_Noir:
"Here, take this. It will help
block the reality of actually being
on this show."
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NightTrain:
Good thinking! A woman that pretty
falling for a guy that ugly NEEDS
her head examined!
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Xylorjax:
It really creeped the doctor out
when Kes did her "Evil Eye" routine.
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Beedo:
The new Popeil Eyeball Vac,
from RonCo! Just 3 easy
payemts of $19.95!
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NightTrain:
"This ugly, repulsive monster
followed me home!" "No you can't,
Billy. Now take that Janeway
out to the woods and set it free."
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Beedo:
Oh, crap. They're going to
break into a musical number.
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Scouty:
"What do you mean this dress
makes my 'hips look fat'??!!
Seize him guard!"
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NightTrain:
Even cameos by Anton LaVey
and Peter Cushing couldn't
save the show.
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Angel_Noir:
Oddly enough, all advanced
cultures develop the same basic
principles: mathematics, science,
culture, and ZZ Top.
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