"Star Trek: Voyager, Caretaker" Gallery

 
Beedo: 
We now join any given"Nightmare 
on Elm Street" film, already 
in progress. 
 
  
 Scouty: 
Klingons *are* brave!  A race 
that would accessorize with 
steel bars!  Wow! 
 
 
 Angel_Noir: 
The buget for the show skyrocketed
when the make-up crew had to put up
scaffolding to fix any of B'Lanna's
forehead problems. 
  
  Angel_Noir: 
Stock Tip of the Year: Invest all
you have in Supercuts.  Apparently
they'll still be giving crappy
haircuts in the 24th century!
 
  
 E_B_A: 
"Foolish mortal! On Zantar 13, everyone
uses their brain as a hat!" "That's just
strange." "Foolish mortal! On Zantar 13,
everyone uses their brain as a hat!"
"Uh... okay... where's the restroom?"
"Foolish mortal! On Zantar 13, everyone
uses their brain as a hat!" "Right."
 
 
  
Beedo: 
The Erector Set is firing 
phasers, sir. 
 
 
Angel_Noir: 
Oliver Stone's: Voyager "The 
shot hits the array.  It then goes 
back and to the left.  Back...and 
to the left...back...and to the left..." 
 
 
BuckFifty: 
Yet another crew member 
falls victim to Tuvoks 
"Look...Air!" prank.
 
 
 E_B_A: 
"Geez! There it goes again! I
could swear someone keeps running up
and slapping my butt!" "You're 
quite fit Dave." "HAL!" 
 
  
 HanoverF: 
Just for laughs the crew 
programmed the shipscomputer 
to blurt out "Resistance is Futile" 
every twenty minutes... it scared 
the shit out of the new recruits. 
 
 
Scouty: 
At least Mike Wallace isn't 
with them.  Not too 
menacing, otherwise.
 
  
Xylorjax: 
The crew just *had* to stop 
and put on a fashion show... 
 
  
zapzorak: 
"Hey, hey, we're the Monkees..."
 

Beedo:
 Choo-choo-choo-choo, 
pa-pa-pa-pa, 
kill-kill-kill-kill! 
 
 
 Beedo: 
The cast of "Star Trek: Voyager" 
presents "The Thrity-Nine Steps."
And fails miserably.

 

 
 Angel_Noir: 
Reviews were mixed for "Chutes 
and Ladders: The Motion Picture". 
 
Beedo: 
Should we be seeing this?! 
 
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