"Star Trek: Voyager, Caretaker" Gallery

  
 Xylorjax: 
Exhibit A in my "Scenes I wish 
I hadn't Seen" case. 

 

  
 NightTrain: 
\o Splish splash, I was takin' a bath/try'n'a make my running 
sores pop.... o/ 
 
  
 Beedo: 
Well, I'll be waking up screaming 
for the rest of the week thanks 
to this image. 
 
 
 Angel_Noir: 
Next on "Lifestyles of the 
Wierd and Disturbing"... 
 
 
 Xylorjax: 
Neelix always loved when Tuvok 
did his "Telescoping Neck" trick.  
 
 
BuckFifty: 
"Is it true what they say about 
Vulcan men?" Well, about how 
they're hung..."  "Like a horse little 
man.  Now leave me alone." 
 
BuckFifty: 
"Is it true what they say about 
Vulcan men?" Well, about how 
they're hung..."  "Like a horse little 
man.  Now leave me alone." 
 
 
 JediClone: 
You no worry, Vulcan Joe! 
Neelix love you long time!
 
 
Beedo: 
You won't find a more wretched 
hive of scum and villainy.  Not Mos 
Eisley, the scriptwriters' room.
 
  
Xylorjax: 
Mos Eisley is visited by the cast 
of a show desperately in need 
of credibility.   
 
 
Beedo: 
You won't find a more wretched 
hive of scum and villainy.  Not Mos 
Eisley, the scriptwriters' room. 

 

  
NightTrain: 
Visit scenic Laughlin, Nevada! 
 
 
Xylorjax: 
The spice girls have really 
let themselves go... 
 
 
Scouty: 
You know, "A Chorus Line" sure 
has changed since the '80s... 
 
 NightTrain: 
"Is that a bondage film or an early 
'80s New Wave video?" "Like 
there's a difference!" 
 
  
BuckFifty: 
Personal ad reads "SWM, seeking 
SWF who's into sniffing lemon juice, 
Burl Ives music, taxidermy and 
pastry cooking.  No weirdos please."
 
 
 JediClone 
 Their leader is rooting thru trash 
looking for beer cans to suck on... 
o/' and it is, it is a marvelous thing 
to be the Kazon King! 
 
 
 Xylorjax: 
The Brocoli people are known for 
their ability to hold their liquor, not 
their ability to actually DRINK it. 

 

 
 Beedo: 
Entirely missing the point of glue 
sniffing, Don King squirts half 
a bottle of Elmer's up his nose.
 
Beedo: 
Run away!  Run away! 

 

 
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