HanoverF:
And just when it seemed it could'nt get
worse, Moby Dick showed up
looking for some snacks.
JediClone:
This lifeboat knows how not to be
seen. But we'll soon fix that... <BOOM!>
Angel_Noir:
Special Guest Star: Richard Keel. (Get it?
Keel? Cause the boat is-Aw, screw it!)
Matteus:
he's holding onto the Luck Dragon |
Matteus:
PJ Harvey! o/' down by the water...o/'
Xylorjax:
Watership Down. Next, on a very
special Literalist's Theater.
JediClone:
Falcor! Dont touch me there!
... Not right now, anyway.
Angel_Noir:
"Waiter, there's a commoner in my soup!"
MrTim:
In case of emergency, Cameron's ego
can be used as a flotation device. |
Angel_Noir:
The main complaint from the
survivors: the drinks were too
watered down.
JediClone:
The newest movie-ride at Universal
Studios Theme Park:
Ride The Wild Great Staircase.
HanoverF:
It was a bold choice for James
Cameran to play the song WipeOut
over the Titanic sinking scenes.
|
Matteus:
.oO(that better not be what I
think it is poking me)
Xylorjax:
Now is NOT the time to start
administering noogies, Leo...
HanoverF:
Sure she claims she has the hots for old
Flameing Carrot Head DiCaprio, but check
out Rose squeezing that other guys butt.
MrTim:
"Leo, get your other arm out
of my cleavage!"
Angel_Noir:
"Can I have this dance, for the
rest of my life." "Sure. I've got
a few minutes to kill."
|
Matteus:
POP A WHEELY
JediClone:
Look. They ignored the signs. They
went over the speed bump at full throtte.
They got what they deserved.
Angel_Noir:
People say you cant pop a wheelie
with a luxury liner. People are stupid.
MrTim:
o/` We're off to outer space,/
We're leaving planet Earth/
to save the human ra-a-ace! o/`
|
Matteus:
Kathy Bates looks concerned
Xylorjax:
And all Rosie can do is watch in horror...
JediCloen:
The Unblinkable Molly Brown
MrTim:
And Imelda Marcos as Victim #47!
HanoverF:
*Watches Titanic split in half*
"That reminds me,
I should call James Caan." |
