Xylorjax:  
I hate to say it, but they deserve it for 
choosing to sail on ValueBoat.

JediClone:
What would Dr Frued say?
Whay would Mr Bobbit say?

Angel_Noir:
When God breaks his toys.
 

MrTim: 
"I'm wearing bloomers, pal;
this is the 1910s!"

JediClone:
Gee, Rose, sorry I talked you out
of jumping off the ship just so you
could end up jumping off the ship...

Xylorjax: 
A less tasteful capper might point 
out that the ship is erect, and maybe
make a phallic reference, but I'm
above all that.

HanoverF:
"Oh no... looseing, my grip... anyone... 
wanna bet... how many times I'll skip? 
Ahhhhhhh"

Kel's Winter:
Megatransformer Death Cometh!

Angel_Noir:
Historically accurate to a fault,
Cameron even included the bumper
pool tables on the Prominade Deck.
 

Xylorjax: 
(Happy thought:  This is the last shot
of Leo alive and above water except
for the dream sequence at the end.)

HanoverF: 
"Aww, Comeon Rose, stick your 
tounge to it, I tripple dog dare ya!"

MrTim: 
"Pretty big lightsaber, huh, Kate?"

Angel_Noir:
"Don't worry. We'll win that couples
limbo contest yet!"
 

JediClone:
... and that's how Brandoplasm is 
harvested. Next up on our tour...

HanoverF: 
"Uh Rose, where did you get those 
handcuffs? *click* No Rose! Not now!"

Angel_Noir:
Feeding time at the pirranah tank
was always a crowd favorite.
 

JediClone:
Historical Note: Steerage passenger 
Agnes Crabapple survived Titanic by 
floating on her smuggled stash of luggage. 
It was a trick that later saved the life of 
her grandaughter, Mary Ann.

Xylorjax:  
Background courtesy of Moby Dick.

Matteus: 
I FEEL SOMETHING!!.... oh wait, 
I just needed to put socks on