HanoverF:
.oO(Damn, I guess now watersking 
is out of the question.)

Xylorjax: 
(grumble, grubmle)  This is what I get
for getting the deluxe ornamental steering
wheel instead of a functional one....

JediClone:
Well it's a bit late to change
course now!
 
 

MrTim:
Michael Douglas as the Glass Polisher!

HanoverF:
"Doh, no wonder, the ships set 
to Sink! Let me just adjust this
to Stay Afloat..."

Angel_Noir:
"Heh, this ought to mess with 
a few historian's heads!"

JediClone:
Time to die! Mwahahahahah!
 

Xylorjax:
"Mommy?  Billy wet the bed!"
 "Did not!"

MrTim:
C'mon, c'mon! Gotta smother
one or the other of 'em!

Matteus: 
Mama's got back! 

HanoverF: 
Schindlers List scene added to try 
and evoke even more audience sympathy.

Angel_Noir:
"And that's how babies are made.
Anything else you wanna know? 
Beleive me when I say NOW is 
the time to ask!"
 

HanoverF: 
Their love was complete, especially 
since, for once neither of them was 
responsible for wetting the bed!

Xylorjax: 
Great.  Old people getting frisky.  
Thanks a lot for that image, Jedi.

Angel_Noir:
Thank you JediClone. It wasn't
enough to know that my Grandparents 
have sex, but you had to post the piture 
of them roleplaying in a waterbed?
 

JediClone:
Miss Placid 1914

Xylorjax:  
.oO(Wait.  Did I leave the water
running in my cabin?)  (Rim shot)

MrTim: 
Snuck in a shot from _I Know 
What You Screamed Three Weeks
Ago Last Summer_, eh, Jedi?
 

JediClone:
All hell broke loose after the water 
got into Rose's mom's buckets of 
makeup and washed it all up
on deck.

HanoverF:
Even when the Bow was going 
under, some brave elderly passengers still 
attempted to play shuffleboard.

Angel_Noir:
Many saw Mary's drawing of the 
Titanic's passengers in panic as a cry 
for help.  Her father saw her using too
much yellow near the liferaft.