Matteus: 
who are these girls?

Xylorjax:
If I don't miss my guess, Leo
just got smacked squaw in the 
nuts by Kate...

MrTim:
This must be the swimsuit part 
of the Spice Girl auditions.

HanoverF:
"Huh" "What?" "I can hear the oce-" 
"Don't you say it!"

JediClone:
The Indigo Girls ARE Mulder and Scully
AS Beavis and Buthead IN...

Angel_Noir:
"Are we safe?" "Yeah. I don't think 
she heard us. But next time, FEED 
AMPLEWOMAN ON TIME!

LuvBJones: 
This is your movie. This is your
movie on drugs.
 

 
Matteus:
run into the light!!

Xylorjx:  
Background courtesy of The Abyss.

HanoverF:
"Hey Rose, whats big, white and 
moves like it's tied to a snail?... 
Give up? Your Ass! Could you
move a little faster please!"

Neoknight: 
Stormtrooper fire blazing behind them, 
Luke and Leia... oh, wrong movie.

Angel_Noir: 
"Run! It's a Kevin Costner movie!!"

LuvBJones:
WHY DO THEY KEEP RUNNING?? 
The boat is SINKING for Chrissakes!!

JediClone:
"RUN!-" <trip> "Ow!"
"oh, sorry, Mr Hagman."
 

  
Matteus:
 I see a woman, water, broomsticks, 
and a cat dressed as a chicken

HanoverF: 
Terri Hatcher attempts to get her
career back on track by 
appearing as a stunt-double. 

MrTim:
Shocking footage of Michael 
Jackson and Morticia Addams in 
a hot tub in Cancun!

JediClone:
People say filling your basement with 
Cool Whip and challenging members 
of the opposite sex to race laps
with you is just too damn freaky.
People are stupid.
 
LuvBJones: 
Divine's little known hot-tub 
scene from Pink Flamingos.

Angel_Noir:  
o/` "And she's descending a 
stairway to Atlantis..."
 

  
Angel_Noir: 
"Quick! Rearrange those deck chairs!"

JediClone:
This is the Captain speaking. Before we 
continue the evacuation, plaease rise for
the National Anthem...

LuvBJones:
"Attention: tonight's All-Star Shuffleboard 
Challenge has been cancelled ..."

MrTim: 
Yep, they've definitely 
got toilet problems!

Xylorjax: 
"Dive, dive!"  "Uh, sir?  
This isn't a sub."  "Uh oh..."

  
JediClone:
"He told you to fix the pictures!
Why didnt you listen!" "Why didnt you 
listen!" "Shut up! Now I kill a hostage" 
"Nooo! Save me- <BLAM!>

MrTim: 
" Russian Roulette? Verry interesting!"

HanoverF: 
View Titanic no less the eight times
or we will Shoot This Man! ...Ah 
what the hell? *BLAM*

Matteus: 
*checks watch*

LuvBJones: 
"Tell mein Fuhrer ... I LOVE HIM!!"
 

  
LuvBJones: 
"ARE YOU KIDDING?? This
kid's got enough baby fat to keep
me afloat for weeks!"
 

JediClone:
Look what I found huddling in a corner!
Can I keep her? Huh? Can I, can I?

Xylorjax:
Here we watch as Billy saves
a young Mother Theresa from the 
icy grip of the North Atlantic.

HanoverF:
"What do you mean I don't look
like a woman, just take a gander 
at my child-bearing hips!"