Matteus:
who are these girls?
Xylorjax:
If I don't miss my guess, Leo
just got smacked squaw in the
nuts by Kate...
MrTim:
This must be the swimsuit part
of the Spice Girl auditions.
HanoverF:
"Huh" "What?" "I can hear the oce-"
"Don't you say it!"
JediClone:
The Indigo Girls ARE Mulder and Scully
AS Beavis and Buthead IN...
Angel_Noir:
"Are we safe?" "Yeah. I don't think
she heard us. But next time, FEED
AMPLEWOMAN ON TIME!
LuvBJones:
This is your movie. This is your
movie on drugs.
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Matteus:
run into the light!!
Xylorjx:
Background courtesy of The Abyss.
HanoverF:
"Hey Rose, whats big, white and
moves like it's tied to a snail?...
Give up? Your Ass! Could you
move a little faster please!"
Neoknight:
Stormtrooper fire blazing behind them,
Luke and Leia... oh, wrong movie.
Angel_Noir:
"Run! It's a Kevin Costner movie!!"
LuvBJones:
WHY DO THEY KEEP RUNNING??
The boat is SINKING for Chrissakes!!
JediClone:
"RUN!-" <trip> "Ow!"
"oh, sorry, Mr Hagman."
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Matteus:
I see a woman, water, broomsticks,
and a cat dressed as a chicken
HanoverF:
Terri Hatcher attempts to get her
career back on track by
appearing as a stunt-double.
MrTim:
Shocking footage of Michael
Jackson and Morticia Addams in
a hot tub in Cancun!
JediClone:
People say filling your basement with
Cool Whip and challenging members
of the opposite sex to race laps
with you is just too damn freaky.
People are stupid.
LuvBJones:
Divine's little known hot-tub
scene from Pink Flamingos.
Angel_Noir:
o/` "And she's descending a
stairway to Atlantis..."
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Angel_Noir:
"Quick! Rearrange those deck chairs!"
JediClone:
This is the Captain speaking. Before we
continue the evacuation, plaease rise for
the National Anthem...
LuvBJones:
"Attention: tonight's All-Star Shuffleboard
Challenge has been cancelled ..."
MrTim:
Yep, they've definitely
got toilet problems!
Xylorjax:
"Dive, dive!" "Uh, sir?
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JediClone:
"He told you to fix the pictures!
Why didnt you listen!" "Why didnt you
listen!" "Shut up! Now I kill a hostage"
"Nooo! Save me- <BLAM!>
MrTim:
" Russian Roulette? Verry interesting!"
HanoverF:
View Titanic no less the eight times
or we will Shoot This Man! ...Ah
what the hell? *BLAM*
Matteus:
*checks watch*
LuvBJones:
"Tell mein Fuhrer ... I LOVE HIM!!"
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LuvBJones:
"ARE YOU KIDDING?? This
kid's got enough baby fat to keep
me afloat for weeks!"
JediClone:
Look what I found huddling in a corner!
Can I keep her? Huh? Can I, can I?
Xylorjax:
Here we watch as Billy saves
a young Mother Theresa from the
icy grip of the North Atlantic.
HanoverF:
"What do you mean I don't look
like a woman, just take a gander
at my child-bearing hips!"
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