Matteus:
*whistling*
LuvBJones:
"SO LONG SUCKERS!
HAHAHAHAHA!!"
JediClone:
Because chivalry isnt worth a
damn thing anyway.
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Matteus:
she thinks she's a fish
Xylorjax:
Leonardo DiCaprio IS the Brewmeister
from Strange Brew IN "TITANIC".
MrTim:
"Stop crushing my skull!"
Xylorjax:
Leonardo DiCaprio IS the
Brewmeister from Strange Brew
IN "TITANIC".
LuvBJones:
Leonardo DiCaprio in, "The
Miracle Worker."
Angel_Noir:
Jim Henson's creature comes up
with it's scarriest mask yet.
Neoknight:
"This is the last time, Leo!! No!!!!"
JediClone:
A lesson from rom Leo's School Of Cheering
People Up... Just find a sad person and
simply apply pressure to their temples.
They'll be real happy when you let go!
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Matteus:
oh! *there's my scene!
Xylorjax:
Sweet...the crew's all gone. Now's
my time to ride the bannisters
like it's 1999.
MrTim:
.oO(Maybe if I throw myself off the
balcony I can get out of this movie . . . )
Angel_Noir:
.oO {I don't get it. I thought chicks
dig guys with feminine lips!}
LuvBJones:
Billy Zane sinks in style
thanks to new Vitalis gel...
Neoknight:
Sick and tired of his past failed attempts
to get out of this, Zane just jumps for it. |
Matteus:
Another victim of Hurricane Andrew
LuvBJones:
"Grab all the silverware you see!
THEY OWE US, DAMMIT!"
Xylorjax:
Phrase: flooded basement.
Definition: see picture above.
JediClone:
I'd make an El Nino cap, but
"Jane Austin's Mafia" killed that
joke. Actually, "Mafia" killed a
lot of good jokes.
Angel_Noir:
Bob regrets buying Waterworks at the
literalist Monopoly tournamnet.
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JediClone:
<sniff> With God as my witness I
will be a box ofice *attraction*
again!
Xylorjax:
Phrase: 100% humidity.
Definition: see picture above.
LuvBJones:
.oO(Shelley Winters made it look so easy!)
Angel_Noir:
"I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR-
Oops! Damn incontinence!"
Neoknight:
"You know, for all its icy deadliness,
it's sort of... invigorating!"
Matteus:
I HATE when the toilet overflows
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JediClone:
In case of a water landing, emergency
captioning bars are located...
somewhere else... |