Matteus: 
*whistling*

LuvBJones:
"SO LONG SUCKERS! 
HAHAHAHAHA!!"

JediClone:
Because chivalry isnt worth a 
damn thing anyway.
 
 

  
Matteus: 
she thinks she's a fish 

Xylorjax:
 Leonardo DiCaprio IS the Brewmeister
from Strange Brew IN "TITANIC".

MrTim: 
"Stop crushing my skull!"

Xylorjax: 
Leonardo DiCaprio IS the 
Brewmeister from Strange Brew 
IN "TITANIC".

LuvBJones: 
Leonardo DiCaprio in, "The 
Miracle Worker."

Angel_Noir: 
Jim Henson's creature comes up 
with it's scarriest mask yet. 

Neoknight: 
"This is the last time, Leo!! No!!!!"

JediClone:
A lesson from rom Leo's School Of Cheering
People Up... Just find a sad person and
simply apply pressure to their temples.
They'll be real  happy when you let go!
 

  
 Matteus: 
oh! *there's my scene! 
 
Xylorjax:
Sweet...the crew's all gone.  Now's
my time to ride the bannisters 
like it's 1999.

MrTim:
.oO(Maybe if I throw myself off the 
balcony I can get out of this movie . . . )

Angel_Noir: 
.oO {I don't get it. I thought chicks 
dig guys with feminine lips!}

LuvBJones: 
Billy Zane sinks in style 
thanks to new Vitalis gel...

Neoknight: 
Sick and tired of his past failed attempts
to get out of this, Zane just jumps for it.

  
 Matteus: 
Another victim of Hurricane Andrew

LuvBJones: 
"Grab all the silverware you see!
THEY OWE US, DAMMIT!"

Xylorjax:
Phrase:  flooded basement.  
Definition: see picture above.

JediClone:
I'd make an El Nino cap, but 
"Jane Austin's Mafia" killed that
joke. Actually, "Mafia" killed a 
lot of good jokes.
 
Angel_Noir: 
Bob regrets buying Waterworks at the
literalist Monopoly tournamnet.
 

  
 JediClone:
<sniff> With God as my witness I
will be a box ofice *attraction*
again!

Xylorjax:
Phrase:  100% humidity.  
Definition: see picture above.

LuvBJones:
.oO(Shelley Winters made it look so easy!)

Angel_Noir: 
"I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR-
Oops! Damn incontinence!"

Neoknight: 
"You know, for all its icy deadliness, 
it's sort of... invigorating!"

Matteus: 
I HATE when the toilet overflows
 

  
 JediClone:
In case of a water landing, emergency
captioning bars are located... 
somewhere else...