Matteus:
is this a music video?
Angel_Noir:
Vicks spent millions on the
"Halls of Medicine" unrated
widescreen directors cut.
JediClone:
As the ship continues going down,
Linda Hamilton hunts down the Captain
so she can kick his ass.
MrTim:
Down the catwalk comes Kate, modeling
the latest retro fashion from Versace.
Xylorjax:
Ok. Who changed the
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HanoverF:
"Third floor, Maternity ward, and
Shark Aquarium, Everybody out.
JediClone:
Connie Conehead goes into labor.
Neoknight:
"I don't expect you to tell anyone, Miss
Winslet, I expect you to... oh, screw it."
JediClone:
When the stage flooded, Peter Frampton
had his pig to float on. Fiona Apple,
however, melted.
MrTim:
Idiots put the hidden bathroom
cam on the friggin' *ceiling*!!!
Matteus:
Tori Amos gets wet
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Angel_Noir:
"Guys, nevermind about uncuffing
me to go to the potty."
HanoverF:
The Original Episode of "Handcuff
DiCaprio to Something and Leave him
for Dead" was going so well, especailly
when contestant one found the axe, but
the little bitch set him free with it!
Kel's Winter:
Better Homes and Gardens:
Golden Fall Kitchen Theme
Xylorjax:
"Yeah. That's right. Houdini got it
from ME. You got a problem with that,
Mr. Desk? I didn't THINK so."
Matteus:
why is there a urinal in the office?
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Neoknight:
Cool! Grandpa used to be able to
do that with a pontoon boat!
JediClone:
FAKE I can see the Hasbro label!
Angel_Noir:
"Note to self: Call pool guys about
drain first thing tommorow morning."
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Matteus:
uh oh! she's going "Carrie"
MrTim:
"I think the toilet's backed up, honey!"
HanoverF:
Oh please let her think she's in the
endscene of Halloween H20, Oh
please, oh please, oh please!
Xylorjax:
Ok. Either the North Atlantic is
polluted beyond belief, or the bathroom's
already been flooded. Either way,
I don't wanna know.
Neoknight:
Kate, I have two words for you..
"KILL HIM!!!"
Angel_Noir:
"Lets have a dialouge about your plans
for distributing that sketch, shall we?"
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Neoknight:
I think I can see Gilligan on that boat!!
MrTim:
I didn't know this was a blue movie.
Kel's Winter
"Look, Mommy! They tilted the picture
so Mr. Happy could see Too!" ;)
Xylorjax:
Looks like someone didn't
drink their V8 today.
Angel_Noir:
Conviluted Theater present Kate
Winslett and Val Kilmer in Joel
Cameronmachker's "Battanic".
HanoverF:
"Mr. Brando, please report to the
opposite side of the ship then your
at now, thank you."
Matteus:
....stupid Disneyland cruise!
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