Angel_Noir: 
"Attention all passengers. Kathy 
Lee Gifford is now 'fair game'." 

JediClone:
If this movie were half as realistic as it
claims to be, THIS is how Leo and
Kate would have looked after getting
out of the car.

Xylorjax:
Were we supposed to see their 
stunt doubles in this screengrab?

MrTim: 
Also appearing: Jeanine Garofalo.
 

 
Neoknight: 
"Screw the life boats! We want to float 
on the rotting corpse of DiCaprio!!" 

JediClone:
The line for open auditions for Episode
Two CGI sprite base-models begins.

HanoverF: 
James Cameran had every extra lined 
up and strip searched to make sure 
they were'nt stealing any props, it was 
an ugly scene. 

 

  
Angel_Noir: 
Part of me wants to send him bail 
money. The other part of me is currently 
kicking the shit out of the first part. 

Xylorjax:
3 Cheers for the crew for putting
Leo behind bars!

HanoverF: 
"Did Cameran put you up to this? 
He does'nt want me at Oscar night 
makeing a stink! I just know it!" 

MrTim: 
On the planet Jupiter, home to
Harmony Gold's secret product
testing laboratories: "No more
_Sentinels_! No more _Sentinels_!

JediClone: 
The Warden probably would have allowed 
the reassignment since there were no other 
volunteers, but DiCaprio *wanted* to 
be Slater's cellmate so bad that he decided 
such a "reward" was anti-rehabilitory..

Matteus: 
DIE DIE DIE!!!! oh... 
I mean NO! LIVE! 
 

  
Angel_Noir: 
"...should never bury your inflatible 
Chase Masterson doll in the back of your 
closet. And that's one to grow on." 

Xylorjax: 
Sad, really.  Ship's been sinking
for maybe 10 minutes and the looting
has already started.

HanoverF: 
"This baby is going in my patio!"

MrTim: 
Chair coming through!

JediClone:
Yeah, sure Leo. Loot the sinking ship.
Just one thing... WHERE ARE YOU 
SUPPOSED TO STASH THE STUFF?
 

  
Angel_Noir: 
The band played on valliantly as the 
ship sank. Although, their rendition of 
"Rock the Boat" was probably ill received. 

HanoverF: 
"Well, the good news is we're off the 
ship, the bad news is we're in the boat with
Kathie Bates, has anyone read Alive?"

Matteus: 
darn, they must have 
served columbian coffee 
 

  
Matteus: 
I'm sure there's something in this 
picture but I can't see it 
 
Xylorjax:
We now return to "keogh's screengrabber 
special", already in progress.

Angel_Noir:  
Castle Forrester: Providing 
CaptionThis! quality grabs with
twice the keogh value!