HanoverF: 
"Hey guys, no fair, let us down there!" 
"No, you stay up there with Dicaprio, 
where its 'safe'  Ahahahaha! Suckers!" 

Xylorjax: 
We cut now to the lobby, where 
guys dragged to this movie by their 
girlfriends are unable to escape... 

JediClone: 
Airplane: Episode One: "This is 
your Porter speaking. We're a tad off 
course..."<silence>"... as in we're headed 
DOWN because we're sinking..." 
<silence>"... and we're out of Irish Coffee" 
<riot sounds> 
 
Matteus: 
suspender-cam 

Angel_Noir: 
The Episode One action 
figures go on sale.

Reynard_T_Fox: 
"Oh my god, it's Cinderella's castle!
You maniacs! You blew it up! DAMN
YOU ALL TO HELL!"!

HanoverF: 
The Titanic sinks into the ocean, and 
the iceburg sends up a volley of 
celebratory fireworks. Did Oliver Stone 
have aything to do with this? 

Angel_Noir: 
"Sir, 'Love American Style' 
off the port bow." 

Occupant: 
If they send up enough signal flares, 
a plot is bound to find them eventually. 

JediClone: 
Deep within the Atlantic Ocean, 
our hero waits for a time of need... 
"By Neptune's Trident! 
The Aquaman Signal! Away!" 
 

Reynard_T_Fox: 
"Dicaprio? That sissy-boy?! Dammmit,
I got an excellant butt, Gimme that part!" 
"Now, settle down, Mr..." "Michael
F***in' Douglas, remember? The one with
the ass that was born to play this part?!" 

Xylorjax: 
Ted "Crazy Teddy" Muldoon. Member 
of the Polar Bear Club, class of '12.  Likes: 
burping and blowing it into people's faces. 
Dislikes: Leo 

BuckFifty: 
"I said 'CLEAN THE SHIT OUT 
OF YOUR EARS'!" 

Angel_Noir: 
"Conan? That's a funny name for a 
TV star. What do they call you over at 
NBC, Conan?" "They call me 
Mister O'Brian!" 

Neoknight: 
"Did you realize that your left contact 
is more tinted than your right?" 
 

Reynard_T_Fox: 
"Mind if I cut in?"

Xylorjax: 
"Mother?" "I'm from France." 
"That's nice, mom, but your cone is 
slipping off the back."  "Shelzbot!" 

Neoknight: 
"Did you realize that your left contact 
is more tinted than your right?" 

Angel_Noir: 
Easily distracted Rose.  "This ship is 
sinking and there aren't-String cheese!" 

Matteus: 
Please ladies!! this is hardly the 
time for a staring contest!! 
 

JediClone: 
From the Kate Winslet School 
Of Acting Like You're Acting: 
"Righteous Indignation #5" 

Reynard_T_Fox:
Kate Winslet on the "casting couch." 
"What's that say over there? 'Leo was 
here'?" "Look, Kate, do you want
this part, or not?"

Neoknight: 
In a last ditch attempt to get the heck 
out of this movie, Billy Zane tries to 
take Kate hostage 
 

Reynard_T_Fox: 
"URL, ho!"

HanoverF: 
"Oh Damn, I forgot my Moneybag- 
Err I mean rich son-in-law to be, 
could we possibly go back?" 

Xylorjax: 
The evacuation was so biased, even the logo 
got a place on a lifeboat before the Irish. 

Angel_Noir: 
Sally looked on in horror as the fox 
ate the chicken. Thelma was right, she 
sould have left him with the feed. 

BuckFifty: 
Tonight on Easily Distracted Old Hag. 
"Damnit man!  Women and children firs... 
Ok, who's stepping on my new shoes?"