Reynard_T_Fox:
"I told you not to gnaw on the ship's
hull!" "Hey, I'm a mouse, what the hell
else am I good for?"
Occupant:
The board of directors of Microsoft
Neoknight:
They're not afraid of the water. It's
DiCaprio that's got them in a hustle.
JediClone:
o/' despite all my rage I'm still just
a 3rd class passenger in a cage!
HanoverF:
Now what are the passangers in
Steerage supposed to eat?
Xylorjax:
Cliche, right ahead!
BuckFifty:
Little known uses for bleach #4-
A little Pied Piper action.
Matteus:
SCHOOL'S OUT!!!
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Neoknight:
Billy Zane finaly realizes what a
career-killer this movie will be
JediClone:
Speaking of dirty, tick-infested rats...
Angel_Noir:
Billy Zane. Scorpio. Enjoys "Tales from
the Crypt", acting, Armani, and "diggin' the
scene with a gangsta lean" (with his mind on
his money, and his money on his mind).
Xylorjax:
Billy Zane's school of acting,
lesson 3: being smug.
Matteus:
He's Frederik Chopin
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Reynard_T_Fox:
"Sleepy...sleepy...Well, he's completely
under my power now, what do want
him to do?" "How about we make him
jump overboard?" "Sounds good."
HanoverF:
"Males must be at least this tall to be
saved from Titanic. Sorry DiCaprio,
hehehe."
JediClone:
Attempts to get Leo to act straight
were abandoned when David Warner
was informed that you cant hypnotize
someone into doing something
they'd never willingly do in real life.
Neoknight:
"Okay, now, everyone from the top!"
o/ Three little maids from school are
we... o/
Angel_Noir:
"...when I snap my fingers, you will
awake, unable to think of a hypnotism
cap to this screengrab."
Matteus:
Shouldn't they...you know...
do something?
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Neoknight:
"I don't expect you to tell anyone,
Mr DiCaprio... I expect you to die!"
BuckFifty:
"You've nabbed your last bowl
of cereal Cookie Crook!"
Angel_Noir:
"We caught him trying to steal
Brad Pitt's appeal."
Matteus:
FINALLY!! this was worth the movie
Occupant:
Clapped in irons? Heavens no. Take
him back to my cabin. He's dishy.
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Reynard_T_Fox:
Okay, here's the church, over here
is the steeple, and here is where you
can see all of the people!"
Neoknight:
"See, I told you! If we hit it right
there, we'd sink like a stone!"
Xylorjax:
"Let's go over these blueprints one more
time. I'm just not convinced that it can
support Jim's ego after the Oscars..."
BuckFifty:
"Whatta ya mean there's no mirror
walled rooms? Can't we just get rid
of some of these lifeboats?"
Angel_Noir:
"We figure if you pull this pin, biggity
bam, the stage will crush DiCapprio."
Occupant:
This ship has a bowling alley?
HanoverF:
"I Can't Believe We're Sinking! I
Don't Understand, It all worked so
well in my bathtub!"
Matteus:
a map if you lose your seat
in a movie theater
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HanoverF:
"To Titanic from the Californian,
Re: Shrinkage, Just don't go in the
cold water...?" A Thoughtless Captain,
or poor telegraph operator, you decide.
Xylorjax:
That is the second biggest CD
player I've ever seen.
BuckFifty:
"Dear Penthouse *stop* Been at sea
for 3 months. *stop* Last week, saw
bunkmate, Bill, with pants around ankles
*stop* Offered to lend a hand *stop*...
Angel_Noir:
"This next love dedication goes out
to Sally from Tom. He says the rash
has healed and he cant wait till his
parole comes through..."
JediClone:
"...-. --.-... ..- --. .. ... -.--. ... -- .-.-"
<translation:> Want to get more $$$$?
Yeh, If ANYONE can record ZIGFELD
FOLLIES at15,16 Jan, 1909 at 9:00pm, I
will pay. Telegraph alex@Mann'sChinese.
THANKYOU
Matteus:
John Ritter!
Reynard_T_Fox:
"Hey, we're back here, and how about
this ship sinking, huh? My booth is so
tilted, you'd think William Taft was
sitting on one side of it! Okay, now for
all you religious folks out there, here's
Nearer My God To Thee, only
on KTNC."
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