Neoknight:
When up in the sky, there appeared
a host of angels, proclaiming the death
of DiCaprio and celebrating.
Xylorjax:
"Look! Up there!" "What do you
suppose '7a - Netscape' means?"
JediClone:
Leo and Kate watch in awe as Kate's
credibility as a "classically trained
actress" sprouts wings and flies off.
Matteus:
Spielbergian staring
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Reynard_T_Fox:
Meanwhile, at the Slaterscat refinery...
Neoknight:
"PAPER MACHE!!
RIGHT AHEAD!!"
Occupant:
Okay now, aim for the polar
bear with the coke bottle.
HanoverF:
"Oh no, it's the phyisical manifestation of
James Cameran's Ego! Turn! Turn!"
Matteus:
I'm sory, can someone remind me
what the name of this movie is?
Angel_Noir:
Amplewoman orders a bubblegum
snow cone. |
Reynard_T_Fox:
Once you've capped wide-screen,
you'll never go back, baby!
Matteus:
Jerk! he pushed her in!!
Xylorjax:
I have never seen a more obvious grope.
Occupant:
Leo carefully adjusts the string that makes
Kate's mouth open and close.
Neoknight:
Everyone together, now!
"Damn, it missed!!"
JediClone:
Huge blocks of frozen water from around
the world gathered to pay homage to
their leader, her royal higness
Kate Winslet: Ice Queen
Angel_Noir:
To make it more accesible to extreme
types, the olympic commitee introduces
"Couple Free Skate Obsticle Course".
HanoverF:
"Say... that Icburg looks like... could it be...
and Elijah Wood-cicle?! The Hell?!"
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JediClone:
Just nother normal operating day for
the USS Lewinsksi.
Reynard_T_Fox:
When Dom Deluise does a
spit-take, everyone knows.
Angel_Noir:
Brando's waterbed springs a
leak. Hundreds drown.
Xylorjax:
Here, we see Titanic's classic "spit take"
routine. Cracks me up every time.
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Reynard_T_Fox:
"Quick, man! Make another
hole to let this water out!"
BuckFifty:
The cruise was going great for
Bill and Cletus, but then tragedy
struck their still...
Angel_Noir:
"Son, now I think your mother and I
have been more than understanding about
your bed wetting problem, but..."
Neoknight:
I don't think that's what they had in mind
for the new on-board swimming pool
JediClone:
Sinking!?!? This looks like a job for...
Quarterback Man! Here, let me
hold the floodgates with my massive arms,
and use my massive hands to slap you
all on the ass as you bail out!
JoeCrow:
Shut-up and gimme' a plunger
HanoverF:
"Wow, Dejavu!" "Would you
just keep moving!"
Matteus:
wow! he sure does sweat a lot
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Reynard_T_Fox:
"If ya think that's cool, just wait 'til
ya see the nightly eruption! They
pump all the water out of Lake Mead
and spray it all over you, dude!"
Angel_Noir:
"Would it kill us to get a room that
is next to the ice machine?"
Occupant:
How did we get to The Fortress
of Solitude?
Xylorjax:
Please keep hands and arms
inside the ride at all times.
Neoknight:
"Look, it's the Goodyear Blimp!"
"We're inside." "Damn!"
JediClone:
<Maxwell Smart voice:>
"Didnt miss it by *that* much!"
HanoverF:
Here we see Slappy Guttenburg who,
on a double dog dare, stuck his tounge
to the passing iceburg.
Matteus:
I thought there'd be little penguins on it
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