Xylorjax:
We now return to "The Avengers",
already in progress.
Matteus:
You know what guys....I'm going to sit
out this movie until it gets interesting
tadpole:
"Nah, model people that come
with those scale model ships pose
more like this. Got It?"
Angel_Noir:
"Morning, Doc." "Morning, Wyatt."
"I liked you better than Clooney."
"Much obliged."
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Neoknight:
"Yeah, I'm showing cleavage! And I
get naked later, too! So sue me!"
JediClone:
Well, yes, this ship really is in constant
threat of sinking. Lucky I decided to
leave most of the lifeboats behind to
reduce the ships's weight, huh?
Angel_Noir:
"Walking it off, Mr. Steed." "Quite.
Thought an ocean voyage could clear
my conscience." "On the Titanic?"
"You obviously haven't seen the film."
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Xylorjax:
"C'mon. Dump Jack. I can be as
'free' as he can! Watch!" *PTOO*
"That was my hair!" "Sorry."
tadpole:
I didn't know that the guy from
Gencorp was in Titanic?
Angel_Noir:
John Wilks Booth appears on the deck,
shoot Amplewoman, and jumps
overboard into a waiting tear in the
space-time continuum (after muttering
"Sic Semper Fatass"). How bizzare,
how bizzare.
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Xylorjax:
Meanwhile, at the ship's gym...
tadpole:
"C'mere, you got a little shmutz on
your face... there that's better."
JediClone:
"Oh Rose..." "Yes Jack?"
"Rose..." "Jack..."
"You need to shave more" "Jack!"
Angel_Noir:
"Another idea I had was to combine
all of these machines into one. So people
could flex on a solo basis." "You we're
dropped a lot as a kid, weren't you?"
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tadpole:
If Pam Anderson Lee went butch...
Occupant:
You didn't like "The Man in the
Iron Mask"?
Neoknight:
"Listen, Kate, I'm a big boxoffice
blowout, and you've done a few little
bit parts. Now get out of my face! I don't
care about your stupid nomination!"
Angel_Noir:
"I love you so much, Lily." "What?"
"Tulip?" "No." "Fern?" "Unh uh."
"Pointsetia?" "Goodbye."
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Xylorjax:
Strip poker?
tadpole:
"So you see, with these longer gloves,
you don't get any blood splatters on you;
therefore, no traceable DNA evidence...
JediClone:
"... and that's when we ran out
of whipped cream and nipple
clamps..." |