Angel_Noir: 
"Attention. This is God. Just a 
reminder to you Billy Zane types, I 
can sink this ship any old time I 
want to.  That is all." 

tadpole: 
After Titanic, the government 
stopped shipping high explosives on 
passenger ships to save money... 

Matteus: 
the child has been blessed by God 
to be really good at board games 
 

Neoknight: 
Leo contemplates his carreer... we only 
wish he were thinking about jumping 

JediClone: 
After realizing that  Leo was far too 
egotistical to ever be depressed enough 
to jump, Kate swallowed her pride, 
stepped forward, and went on 
with the scene. 

MrTim: 
Leonardo DiCaprio stars as Terry 
the Suicidally Depressed Elf in _A You're 
Shittin' Me Theater Christmas_. 

Matteus: 
no-one understands my pointiness *sniff* 

LuvBJones:
"Now there's somethin' ya don't 
see every day." "What's that?" "A guy
with a Yield sign in his pants."

Angel_Noir: 
In his more rebellious days, Superman 
would show up at scenes of impending 
doom, laugh at everyone, and then fly off. 

MrTim: 
"Agent Mulder, don't go!" "I'm sorry, 
Lady of the Lake; I'm on a mission." 

Neoknight: 
Leo carries out his fiendish plot to get 
back at Kate for being nominated. 

Matteus: 
o/' have you ever heard the wolf cry 
to the blue corn moooooon o/ 
 

LuvBJones: 
"Like this Leo?" "Yeah, now ...
*PURPLE NURPLE!!*" 
"AAAAAARRRRRGH!"

Occupant: 
Now go "Pthththththththththth . . ." 
see? You're an airplane! 

JediClone: 
Just then, Jaws jumps up and 
devores them... No?... Damn. 

MrTim: 
Fun Historical Fact: The _Titanic_ was the 
only ship in history to have a scarecrow. 

Angel_Noir: 
After the operation, we would routinely 
have to endure Grandma's attempts 
to "part" the Mississippi. 
 

Occupant: 
You have a bony butt. 

Angel_Noir: 
"What's that poking into my back?" 
"That's my manhood, baby!" "Hee, hee. 
No really. Is it a tootsie roll, or 
maybe a pen cap?" *Splash* 

MrTim: 
"Remember what I showed you last 
night?" "*snicker* Yes. *snort* I -- 
bwaaaahahahaha!!!!" 

Matteus: 
I can get this same feeling my just biting 
into a York's Peppermint Patty 

LuvBJones:
"Down in front! You make a
better door than a window!"

Angel_Noir: 
After their performances, this is 
the only bow they could justify. 

JediClone: 
Just then, the chopper with the camera 
malfunctions, and hurtles toward the 
pair. Before they can move, the blades 
eviscerate them... No? ... Damn. 

Occupant: 
I'M THE QUEEN OF THE 
HOP! No . . . that's not right . . . 
um . . . I'M THE PRINCE 
OF DARKNESS . . . no . . .