tadpole: 
"Are you enjoying your arseni... 
I mean, tea this morning darling? 

JediClone: 
The Foldgers Coffee Couple 
Prequels. 

Matteus: 
....JEAN-LUC! 

MrTim: 
"Did you think I wouldn't notice?" 
"Honey, you can hardly tell the difference 
between cubic zirconium and diamond!" 
"You drank the last of the milk!" 
 

Xylorjax: 
His speech was intense, but she just 
couldn't take her concentration away
from the humongus zit on his forehead.

Matteus: 
you have a huge pimple ready 
to go on your forhead 

MrTim: 
Special appearance by Nana Visitor! 

tadpole: 
"Don't you understand? This 
obsession with couselor Troy has got 
to stop! You'll never be her no matter 
how hard you try.. 

Neoknight: 
"Could you back off? Your 
breath reeks of booze" 

Angel_Noir: 
On the next Overreaction Man: "Do we 
have anymore cookies?" "Nope." 
"DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN, END MY MISERABLE LIFE NOW!!" 

Occupant: 
You have a little fleck of spinach 
in your teeth. 

LuvBJones: 
"Excuse me, do you remember
which movie I'm in?"

Angel_Noir: 
"Before you get married, we need to 
dicuss your wedding night. Remember 
to take the lens cap off, and set 
the auto focus..." 

JediClone: 
Most parents find walking in on their 
grown kids while they're dressing 
to be inapropriate. But not 
Mother Ulterior Motive here... 

MrTim: 
"It's my Invisible Dildo; you 
can't touch it!" 

tadpole: 
I suppose we'll be seeing this picture 
on the side of a bus as part of a 
new Jennifer Sofa Bed ad... 
 

Xylorjax:
Sadly, the 'caroling' scene, seen here,
was cut due to time constraints.

tadpole: 
o/ I'd like to be, under the sea... in an 
octopus's garden, in the shade.../o 

MrTim: 
o/` "God rest ye merry, merchants,/ 
may ye make the Yuletide pay . . . 
Angels we have heard on high/ Tell us 
to go out and buy!" o/` 

Angel_Noir: 
o/` "Twenty-five lighters on my dresser, 
yessir. I gots ta get paid..." 

Neoknight: 
And now we shall be reading from 
the Book of Manson Chatper Four, 
Verse Seven. "We're all stars now, 
in the Dope Show..." 

Occupant: 
o/' She's my cherry pie . . . 
 

Angel_Noir: 
"What advice can you give an aspiring actor 
like myself?" "Buy a really big gun..." 

MrTim: 
Morn! 

tadpole: 
"And just where do you think 
you're going Romeo?" 

JediClone: 
Listen up you little shit! I am not 
Harrison Ford!... No, I will not 
sign a fuckin autograph! I'm not 
him!... go away!... stop!... 
 

Neoknight: 
Kate is given her last chance to back 
out, but Cameron beckons from 
off-screen, waving a few million. 

MrTim: 
"Hello, my name is Kate and this is 
my distraction: Get a load of these!!!" 

JediClone: 
Could thy make their leering any 
more obvious? 

Occupant: 
Rose checks every man on the 
ship, searching for the notorious 
shipboard flasher.