JediClone: 
Vishnu: Lord of The Dance! 

questor: 
Michael Flatley always resented  
Jean Butler's dance solo  

Occupant:  
Dance, damn you! Michael  
Flatley commands you!  

Neoknight: 
Ladies and gentlemen, our new  
"Lady of the Dance!" 

Matteus:  
OLE! 

MrTim: 
Kate flees in terror as Leo  
sprouts an extra pair of arms. 

Angel_Noir:  
After "Psycho", Gus Van Zant  
begins shooting remakes of old  
"Lucy" episodes.  

Jazzsoda: 
"I do say, Chumley, you do have an 
odd way of playing Poker!" "Go fish, 
ya old bastard!" "I don't know if I like 
these American rules atall!" 

JediClone: 
Although most historians wont admit it, 
Yahtzee was once the favored game 
of the weatly and elite. 

Xylorjax: 
The traditional "Smoke 
Filled Room", I take it? 

questor: 
So, then would a warehouse full of 
rubbers be a condo-many-um? 

Angel_Noir: 
"I see a great future in this venture. 
It will advance medical science ten 
fold. I already applied for the patent." 
"You want us to invest in this? Mr. 
Colostomy, you are mad!"

Matteus: 
they dared her to drink motor oil 

Jazzsoda: 
Man, product placement is getting 
nuts these days: "Whether I'm going to 
the finest hotels of Paris or the bottom of 
the Atlantic, I never leave home without 
the Juiceman!" 

Xylorjax: 
Even Leo has to respect 
Kate's "shot" glass.... 

Occupant: 
Boy, she certainly likes her motor oil. 

questor: 
Wow, this Quaker State 
10w 40 tastes great! 

MrTim: 
Betcha Leo had a perfect cleavage shot 
until she put that glass in the way. 

Angel_Noir: 
A scene from the YSMChannel 
After-school special "Mom, Send 
the Bail Money in Pesos". 
 

Occupant: 
TOUCHDOWN! 

Xylorjax: 
After the keg stand, Kate's emotional 
state could be summed up with one 
word:  "WOOOOOOO!" 

Angel_Noir: 
"Vitamin...Beedo...kicking in..." 

JediClone: 
 Just learned she has to expose 
herself to DiCaprio.Unable to 
contain her revulsion 

questor: 
Oh, go ahead, cry for me Argentina! 

Jazzsoda: 
"Comeonshakeyourbody 
baybedotheconga!" "*bleep* Could 
somebody please get Miss Estefan off 
the set?" "I be good in your movie!" 
"That's right babe, just wait in the 
alley out back, okay?" 

Matteus: 
I FEEL THE LORD!!! 

Angel_Noir: 
YSMT presents "The Jimmy 
Stewart Under the Stairs".  He's in 
Fred's house, and he's in Martini's 
house, he'll be in yours! 

Xylorjax: 
TITANIC, with cameo 
appearance by Harrison Ford... 
MrTim: 
Harrison Ford as Roddy McDowall. 

questor: 
Beast with two backs, what does 
it mean? 

Neoknight: 
"Ummm... sorry, is this the 
Patriot Games set?" 

Matteus: 
Harrison Ford's here to make 
sure everything's going alright 

Mirtheus: 
quit licking my shoulder you freak!! 

MrTim: 
It's retro night at Studio 54! 

JediClone: 
Hey hey hey! Cut it out! Save that 
kinky stuff for the car! Dont make me 
get the hose! 

questor: 
Origami? Oh, I thought you said 
Kama Sutra. 

Angel_Noir: 
"I'm the king of the thighs! Whoo hoo!"