Angel_Noir: 
"This is simply delightful. I must say, 
the atmosphere in this lounge is 
just-wait! Is that Mystikal? Oh, 
that's my jam! S'cuse me. 
Gotta get my grove on." 

LuvBJones: 
"Darling, that two layer frosted 
bundt ring looks DEVINE!" 

Xylorjax: 
Pot Luck, 1912 style-everyone 
WEARS their dish to the party. 

JediClone: 
On a very special episode of "Lidland".. 
 an outbreak of genetal herpes. 

Matteus: 
SHe's wearing the dessert tray 
on her head! 
 
Agent Moldy: 
o/Cake heads, cake heads, fluffy, 
frosted cake heads...o/ 

Beedo: 
Nice hat.  Who did the frosting? 
 

Beedo: 
I don't need this bloody gig. I'm 
Ra's Al-Ghul for Pete's sake! 

LuvBJones: 
"Hi, I'm Chad, and we'll be sharing 
a life boat this evening." 

Angel_Noir: 
"So then I said to Rudolph 'Won't 
you guide my sleigh, straight up your 
ass!' F$#%in' prima donna!" 

LuvBJones: 
"What strengths would you bring 
to the role of 'Panicking Man #2'?" 

Artanas: 
"Objection your honor, I need 6 
new D batteries for my...er...defense, 
yes, defense" 

Beedo: 
The ill-fated Pringles Guy. 
 
 
 

Angel_Noir: 
Noob Saibot's "Endless Love". 
 
Matteus: 
"huh?" "What?" "d'you say somthing?" 
"No, I thought you did" "no" "oh, OK" 

LuvBJones: 
"No. No. No. Nooooo. No. No..." 

Neoknight: 
Virginia may be for lovers, but 
the only the Titanic will leave you 
single afterward. 

Xylorjax: 
"Kate?  You ever feel.....not so fresh?" 

Artanas: 
"Hey, let's stand on our heads 
and watch it come up Kate!" 
 

Not_Angel_Noir: 
Leo does Christain Slater 
impressions to ease the spirits 
of the distraught Rose. 

Matteus: 
what is he doing? breathing excercises? 

Beedo: 
I do NOT want to know what's 
going on here. 
 
LuvBJones: 
The Director's Cut includes the 
fabled "I thought you brought 
Dramamine" scene. 

Xylorjax: 
Ironic plot point #24:  A recently 
frozen loog is what tears a gash in 
the hull of the ship. 

Neoknight: 
*sssnnniiifff* Ah, the sea air... 
*wet smack* and I think I just 
vacuumed up a halibut

Matteus: 
I'm surprised these women never had 
back problems from those hats 

JediClone: 
Londo Molari's honey moon... 
<sobbing noises> 

Beedo: 
o/` Three little maids, all quite contrary, 
come from a ladies' seminary... o/` 

LuvBJones: 
Dessert trays! 
 
 

Angel_Noir: 
"Don't try to impress me kid, I 
worked with James Caan." 
 
Matteus: 
o/' turn my heeeeead o/' 

LuvBJones: 
"Nothing in my pants ... PRESTO!" 

Neoknight: 
"I swear it's this big! I really mean it!" 

Artanas: 
"So then h-h-he whipped out these cold 
p-p-pliers and said 'Merry Christmas 
Art'...what's that supposed to mean?" 

Beedo: 
Agent Moldy: "Oh, come on, it's 
not _that_ small!" 

If I caption what I'm thinking, this 
site will be pulled from the 'Net. 

Xylorjax: 
"You got some spit on you."  "Where?"