JediClone:
This is what you'd call
"over-compensating" for the
puny rocks he's packing.
Xylorjax:
A diamond is forever. Unless of
course it sinks to the bottom of the
sea in a shipwreck...
Beedo:
Brought to you by De Beers.
Making women hate you when you
don't spend ridiculous amounts of
money on them since 1905.
Neoknight:
Some people get thier girls rings,
but this guy had to go for a big,
blue rock.
Angel_Noir:
"I swiped this from Celene Dion's cabin."
LuvBJones:
"I saw this on QVT! Honey, I
LOVE you!!"
Matteus:
get's great TV reception
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MrTim:
In an attempt to boost ratings, not
only will Mulder and Scully be getting
it on next season, the role of Mulder
will be played by Jim Carrey.
Artanas:
"Not too loose is it? I wouldn't want
the color to return to your face..."
Angel_Noir:
"They call it, 'El Pollo Del Mar'."
"It's beautiful!" "Will you marry me?"
"Sorry, Charlie!"
LuvBJones:
"Look! I'm a monkey!! MMMMM ooooo
MMMMM Monkey Monkey Monkey!"
Matteus:
wow, you got me costume jewelery!
Neoknight:
Diamonds for sex? Nah, it can't
be that easy.
Beedo:
Sweeney Todd, ship's barber. |
MrTim:
"I told you not to step in the keogh;
now your whole face is blurry
and poorly-lit!"
JediClone:
<looking at my last cap>"PUNY
ROCKS?! Like hell! My boys had to
fight their way past all the sperm from
the other 5 guys Madonna did the
night I knocked her up!
Artanas:
"Oh Billy, you're so cute when
you suffocate like that"
LuvBJones:
I keep getting the feeling Keanu
Reeves turned this role down.
Xylorjax:
"You wouldn't believe it, Rose.
There was NO ICE in the drinks
tonight!" (rim shot)
Matteus:
her mood necklace turned black...
Beedo:
Geez, you're even slimier than Leo!
Agent Moldy:
"Oh, will you stop saying you're 'inZane
in the membrane, inZane in the brain'?!"
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Angel_Noir:
The unrated director's cut of
"The X-Files" included an elaborate
19th century tea party scene that no
one got except Chris Carter.
LuvBJones:
"No. NO. Noooooooo. No."
JediClone:
"No I will NOT get naked in front
of you! Masher!" "But... it's *art*"
"OH?... OK then" "<tee hee hee>"
"What what that?" "Nothing"
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JediClone:
A fragrance that makes you want to
laugh-squeel like a donkey with it's nuts
in a vice: ' Fran Dresher's "Obnoxious" '
Matteus:
oO(I hope that creep isn't staring at me)
Neoknight:
Jack wins Rose over with his
collection of Clinton jokes
LuvBJones:
"Okay, I'll count to 100, and when I turn
around, you'll be gone! One, two, three ..."
Xylorjax:
She can't bear to tell him just how
damn goofy he looks...
Artanas:
. o O (Haven't seen anything that
small since A Bug's Life) |
MrTim:
In the 1910s, chair backs served
a purely decorative purpose.
Angel_Noir:
"I'd love to draw portraits of women
in shopping areas. I believe every
woman deserves a shot at glamour."
"Dream on, pal! No one is gonna
pay good money for that!"
Artanas:
"I see your point Elmira, but isn't
the elephant intestine a tad over zealous?"
Beedo:
Any minute now, the Time Bandits
will fall on them.
Xylorjax:
Behind the scenes note: EVERYTHING
in this scene is wooden. The chairs, the
set, Kate's spine, Leo...everything.
LuvBJones:
"Leo, I've dropped my pencil overboard.
Be a dear and fetch it for me?"
JediClone:
You too can learn to draw naked
prostetutes in your spare time!
Call the Charlie Sheen School Of Art
for more details!
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