Xylorjax: 
When the Titanic lights farts, the 
whole North Atlantic takes notice. 

Occupant: 
o/' The Death Boat . . . 
soon will be making another run . . . 
 
questor: 
"A three hour tour..." 

MrTim: 
A lone cruise ship flees the atomic 
fireball, carrying the only survivors 
of America. 

Angel_Noir: 
"China? The hell? Give me that map!" 

Neoknight: 
"Got all the lights set to go off when we sink?" 
"Yes, sir. All on a switch" "Good man." 

Matteus: 
Didn't know the sky was that poluted back 
then that it would be so red 

Occupant: 
Should I tell her she's dragging a 
piece of toilet paper on her shoe? 

JediClone: 
Please tell me that's a lead pipe, and 
that's Professor Plum. 

questor: 
Well, this isn't bad, but do you have 
anything with a lower heel? 

MrTim: 
Elmyra, mistress of the dark. 

Mirtheus: 
she's going to love me for the E! coursage!! 

Angel_Noir: 
Sally took pride in performing her 
1000th body cavity search, going as 
far as to dress for the occasion. 

Xylorjax: 
If they break into song, I'm leaving. 

Angel_Noir: 
"Look at that. Cameron has a 
crucifixtion statue that looks just 
like Speilburg." "Help...me..." 

questor: 
Do you think they'll serve pig's 
feet on the buffet? 

MrTim: 
Does anyone have any cutting 
tools? There was an accident 
with some superglue! 

Neoknight: 
The only joy I can find is that in 
some alternate dimention, Leo trips 
on a step, falls, and breaks his 
scrawny neck. 

Matteus: 
so...When is this Tyrone Tanic 
going to show up? 

Xylorjax: 
"Say, Leo, why isn't that mirror there 
showing your image?"  "I'M NOT A 
VAMPIRE!...err...I mean...it's 
defective...yeah...that's it..." 

 Occupant: 
I'm much prettier than she is. 

Neoknight: 
"Is that Janene Garafalo over there?" 
"Yup... and she's wearing a potato 
sack again... poor girl." 

Matteus: 
wow, she can't fake a smile if her 
life depended upon it 

MrTim: 
To piss off her ex-boyfriend, Kate brings 
a thirteen-year-old to the dance club. 

questor: 
Well, he's gay alright, but he's now 
also able to pass gas silently. 

Angel_Noir: 
"Say 'freeze'!" "Uh, that's cheese." "Oh, yeah. 
Note to self: ixnay on the otplay oledgenay." 
 

Xylorjax: 
If Leo dumps Kate for Molly Brown, 
then the gay rumors have substance 
after all... 

 Occupant: 
He never got out of the caca-doodie 
car! I love that story! 
 
JediClone: 
... and then -get this- I took a big 
hammer to his *legs*! Ha! Boy howdy 
you shoulda seen the look on his face! 
But enough about me.. 

questor: 
On a very special episode of Rosanne... 

Neoknight: 
Little known fact: Threesomes were 
common on the Titanic, seeing as most 
marraiges were about to end anyway. 

JediClone: 
A mormon mixer 

Matteus: 
which one of you two is my date? 

Angel_Noir: 
"...and this one?" "Salad fork. Use 
it for the smaller salad." "This one?" 
"Soup spoon. For the appetizer." 
"This one?" "Spork. I ordered 
you a Mexican Pizza." 

questor: 
Where Issac with my damn drink? 

JediClone: 
And now back to "A Very 
Donner Christmas"... 

Matteus: 
yep, her colostomy bag wows them 
everytime at the dinnertable