MrTim:
Special guest star: Madonna!
JediClone:
See?! There's that blank "I'm pissed but
I dont know what at" look again!
JediClone:
The face tha launced a thousand yawns.
Matteus:
Lisa Loeb?
Beedo:
This is what won this film an
Oscar in my opinion.
LuvBJones:
Mina? Emma? Ophelia? McCloud?
Xylorjax:
"You want to caption my
WHATS?! You're SICK!" |
MrTim:
Careful, Leo; Don't step in the keogh!
Angel_Noir:
"Why are you jumping?"
"I get nominated for this role, but I
don't win." "Scoot over."
Artanas:
"Believe me Leo, the only thing
colder that the upper Atlantic around
here is my lust for you. Goodbye
then *SPLASH*"
LuvBJones:
"Hey, don't look at me! If you jump
now, I get your spot on the lifeboat!"
Matteus:
why's Scully so dressed up?
Neoknight:
"You know, that water's cold...
would make your nipples hard as
rock. Do you really want that?"
Beedo:
Kate, as a favour, PUSH THE
LITTLE TURD IN!!!
 |
MrTim:
(Tim's cold-befuddled brain utterly fails
to come up with a suitably amusing
Christine Kochanski reference.)
Angel_Noir:
"Ahhh! Help! Pull me up!" "OK, I got
you!" "Take it easy, moron! You're gonna
pull my arm off! Geez, gotta brai in your
head? I swear, I-Ahhhhh!" *SPLASH*
Agent Moldy:
*Blecccccch* "I can't believe I
_slept_ with him!"
Beedo:
I hate it when this happens!
Xylorjax:
Soon to be Salty Spice.
Matteus:
Mulder!
LuvBJones:
"Tell Kenneth Branaugh ... I LOVE HIM!"
JediClone:
"Huh hhuh, You're flying Rose!"
"THAT'S NOT FUNNY!"
|
MrTim:
Man, Leo really gets into these sessions
with his inflatable woman.
Angel_Noir:
"You are the most beautiful creature
I've ever seen!" "Oh, Jack!" "Huh?
Oh, sorry. Caught my reflection in
your necklace."
LuvBJones:
"Leo, 'First Base' does NOT mean
snicker-snagging your date."
Xylorjax:
I believe that the term "forward"
is applicable...
Agent Moldy:
"You mean, that's it?"
Matteus:
movie's getting better...
JediClone:
Tripped on his way to get a peice
of David Warner...
Neoknight:
Way, way too easy!!
Beedo:
Oh, for Pete's sake! I always
suspected he'd never get it right.
Artanas:
"Golly, you suppose that big biker'll
come back again and *gulp* finish?"
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MrTim:
"Bo'sun, put his head in the steam pipe!"
LuvBJones:
"Where is Doctor Jones??"
Angel_Noir:
"We pulled him randomly from the
crowd." "Good. Do you recognize me,
son?" "Uh, no." "Damn it! I'm Billy Zane!
I was in 'Snipers', 'The Phantom'...shit!"
Neoknight:
We caught this man being followed
by a herd of teenage girls. Does he
belong to you?"
Beedo:
Make him walk the plank!
Agent Moldy:
"But I was just trying to save her
from fal--" "No he wasn't, he tried to
rape me. Yes, yes he did. Really." |
MrTim:
"Leo, I'm afraid we're going to have to
fit you with a plastic funnel to keep you
from chewing off your bandages."
LuvBJones:
"Dude." "Dude!"
Artanas:
"Longetivity? Pah!"
JediClone:
Which is full of more hot air back there?
The big venting pipe, or the exhast
stack? The correct answer is: Leo
Beedo:
PLUG HIM!!!
Xylorjax:
Try as he did to hide it, he couldn't
cover up the fact that his waterproof
undies were holding his farts in.... |
