JediClone: 
Fortunately, the bow is equiped with 
impact-absorbing "dolphin bars" on 
the fenders for just such a occasion. 

Angel_Noir: 
Most intellegent species or not, they still 
couldn't get out of being in this turkey. 

Matteus: 
what's the point? 

JediClone: 
Titanic Fun Fact #2: When the dolphins 
swam by on Day One, some of the more 
paranoid rats tried to hitch rides. 

LuvBJones: 
What do you do with a drunken sailor/ 
What do you do with a drunken sailor ... 

Beedo: 
These dolphins are under orders 
to lead Titanic into the iceberg 
just to drown Leo. 

Agent Moldy: 
"Tuna boats! Swim for your lives!" 
"I _knew_ that damned Starkist 
Charlie was on the take!" 
 

  

Angel_Noir: 
"Yo Adrian! I did it! I ripped 
off Stallone!" 

Artanas: 
"WOO!  Free parking in rear!" 

Agent Moldy: 
"I'M A COMPLETE IDIOT!!!" 

Matteus: 
oh no! he thinks he's on Broadway!! 
 
Neoknight: 
Push him!! PUSH HIM!!! 

LuvBJones: 
"I'M KING OF TH**splat** 
DAMNED SEAGULLS!! 

Beedo: 
"By the Power of Greyskull!" 
"CUT!!!" 

Xylorjax: 
He's 'Sure'. 
 
 

  

Agent Moldy: 
"Of course smoking's not bad for 
you, Kate.  After all, look what it's 
done for _my_ looks!" 

Angel_Noir: 
"So den da brotha tries to short me on 
tha product, nowwhatI'msayin?" "Yes, 
dear. I whole heartedly agree. You 
should 'ice' mister 'T-Bone'." "Word." 

Beedo: 
"All is strange and vague."  "Are we 
dead?"  "Or is this Ohio?" 

Matteus: 
hey, you're hogging the blunt madam 
 
LuvBJones: 
*phhhhthhthhhtht* 

Neoknight: 
Welcome to a time period where 
smoking was thought to be classy. 

Xylorjax: 
In a little role reversal, the dude 
with the moustache has to remind Kate 
that his "eyes are up here..." 

Matteus: 
what the heck is that yellow 
thing on his neck? 

Beedo: 
.oO{I wonder if he knows he 
has a booger on his tie?} 

JediClone: 
Sorry folks, but you knew coming 
in that 75% of this film is 
Kate / Leo reaction shots. 

LuvBJones: 
.oO(If I hear 'ample bosom' one more time, 
I'll stab him with my shrimp fork." 
 
 

  

Artanas: 
o/'...if I were a dead man... 
like le le le leonardo...' 

Angel_Noir: 
.oO {Well, she is georgeous. But, 
can she do the little mating dance 
like Lucky the Leprechaun here? 
Decisions, decisions...} 

Agent Moldy: 
Seamus Flatley, Grandfather 
of the Dance. 

Beedo: 
It's Harpo Marx! 

Xylorjax: 
"You want to date a SMOKESTACK?!" 

Neoknight: 
"Don't like my hat? Why, I oughta...." 

LuvBJones: 
"We're walkin' on da water, George!" 

JediClone: 
... and the aptly named Sir Not Making 
A Damn Bit Of Difference In This Film. 

Matteus: 
o/' it's a hard knock life for us... o/'

  

Angel_Noir: 
For all it's advancements, the Titanic still 
relied on good old fashioned "ocean toilets". 
 
Xylorjax: 
"Whoa.  When we're sinking, I have 
dibs on landing on that thing there..." 
"Take it. I'm planning on riding 'er down..." 

Matteus: 
classic "we didn't boink last night" pose 

Beedo: 
Say...! 

LuvBJones: 
I see *someone* received their 
Eddie Bauer order today... 

JediClone: 
This brand of lewd clothing was later 
replaced by the better selling  "Home 
Of The Whopper" boxers. 

Agent Moldy: 
.oO{Am I pretty enough today?} 

Artanas: 
"Boy, check out the ass on that guy!"