MrTim:
Clear the runway! We can't taxi the
plane until all you people clear the runway!
Matteus:
they took a section of the subway
LuvBJones:
"We're loading the bilge *er* the
Irish now, sir."
Beedo:
I HATE modern architecture.
JediClone:
Like lambs to the slaughter...
Mwahahahahaha!
Amplewoman:
Buffet!!!! *roll roll roll*
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MrTim:
"Do you bite your thumb at us,
madam?"
"I do bite my thumb, sir." "But
do you
bite your thumb at us, madam?"
Angel_Noir:
Hollywood Fun Fact #489:
Kate
Winslett has a short term memory
problem, and requires special visual
aids to periodically remind her
what
movie she is in.
Artanas:
"Oh Billy, would you mind sitting
this
one out? Goebbel back there
will be
my partner. Thank you"
LuvBJones:
Gowns by Prince of Minneapolis
Neoknight:
"What, no Grey Poupon?! What
kind of shanty cruise is this?"
Matteus:
is she hiding a blemish?
Beedo:
She looks like she could do with
a healthy dose of Vitamin Beedo.
JediClone:
Always salute a higher-ranking
Logo.
Xylorjax:
Walked through a pizzaria while
they were preparing the dough.
Still hasn't noticed.
Agent Moldy:
Kate shows us how to smuggle
a family of 14 on board.
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MrTim:
Maggie Thatcher dons mime makeup
and tries to flee the country.
Artanas:
"Smell that? Smells like a
Romero movie"
Angel_Noir:
Everyone kidded her about the hat,
but it was Rose who had the last laugh
as the seagulls began their assault.
Xylorjax:
The scary part here is that Rose's mom
isn't WEARING a blouse!
Neoknight:
Tonight on a very special Easily
Distracted Man... "I, EDM, take you,
Julie... say, that cross is pretty neat!"
Beedo:
I bet her hat picks up Playboy.
LuvBJones:
I just love these Star Trek
time travel episodes...
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Artanas:
"This is your captain speaking....
would the fat psychic please get
off the stairs. Thank you"
Angel_Noir:
The lines for "Star Wars:Episode
One" have begun already.
Xylorjax:
Step right up. Be the first one on
your block to die a horrid death in
the North Atlantic!
Neoknight:
Wecome to Aerosmith's "Eat The
Rich" conveyor belt. Your death is
waiting just beyond the door.
LuvBJones:
"Will that be sinking or non-sinking, sir?"
Beedo:
...the tenants are moved by means
of a conveyor belt through the
rotating knives...
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Angel_Noir:
"I'll see your cameo in this movie, and
raise you my role on 'Growing Pains'
and my performance in 'Romeo and
Juliet'." "Too lame for my blood."
JediClone:
The Special Edition inculdes the scene
wherein Leo improvises the line:
"I'll give back the tickets if we play
a round of Strip Poker. I
*promise* I'll loose!!!"
LuvBJones:
And thus, Riverdance was born.
Beedo:
Royal Flush. Lose the pants, Leo.
Neoknight:
Scabs Playing Poker
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Angel_Noir:
"Ha ha! Look at that movie on TV! That
is the worst acting and stupidest plot line
I've ever seen!" "Uh, Leo, that's
'Basketball Diaries'." "D'oh!"
Xylorjax:
Am I the only one who thinks "Big"
Jimbo Cameron used stock news footage
of Leo leaving a bar for this screenshot?
Artanas:
"WOOHOO, I'm king of sodomy!
Er...yeah, woo?"
Agent Moldy:
"Ha! I'm a geek adored by millions of
13-year-old girls and you're not! Nyah!"
Matteus:
and here is why I'm glad I never
went to see this movie
Neoknight:
"Me? A teeny-bopper
heartthrob? Never!"
LuvBJones:
"Gotta Dance!"
Beedo:
(Beedo takes careful aim....)
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