Xylorjax: 
"Want to get those images of a 
naked Kate Winslet out of your head? 
Remember that that's ME naked!" 

Agent Moldy: 
"Hi, I'm Kitten. Thank you for 
calling 1-900-HOT-BABE." 

Angel_Noir: 
"Scary movies? We just sat through 
the Star Wars Holiday Special!" 
*Click* "Hello?" 

Matteus: 
oh my god! yes! I *do* have 
Prince Albert in a can!!! 

Enapov: 
You've found Leonardo's 
remains-good leave em there! 
 
Neoknight: 
"Is my refrigerator running?! Listen, 
punk, I invented that gag!" 

LuvBJones: 
"Back to Titanic?? I just wanted 
a mammogram!" 

Beedo: 
Whalebone corsets and hessian 
bloomers, why? 
 

Angel_Noir: 
"Oh my! You found my old birth control 
pill case. Could have used this a while 
back, woulda saved myself a life of hell." 
"Gezz, Grandma, I'm right here!" 
 
Matteus: 
SHe's teaching them how to use 
a turntable (DJ Granny) 

Enapov: 
Yes, that is me right before we 
did the horizontal bop! 

LuvBJones: 
.oO(I hope this is the nude centerfold 
of Donald O'Connor I've heard so 
much about.) 

Beedo: 
Testing the comprehension ability 
of the Wild Grandma. 
 

Artanas: 
*gumming*  Oh dear me, there's 
my libido, hee hee 

Xylorjax: 
This woman's vigalence against 
hangnails was legendary. 

Angel_Noir: 
"Who's going to remburse me for the 
cost of the cocaine that was on this?" 

Enapov: 
(Suddenly, the mirror cracks!) 

LuvBJones: 
.oO(A *mirror*. Just what I wanted. 
Goddamned lousy kids.) 
 
Neoknight: 
In the space of 30 seconds, Dick 
Clark watches himself age 30 years. 

Beedo: 
When nine hundred years old YOU 
reach, look so good you will not!

Artanas: 
"And this...this is one of 
Cameron's gigantic testicles. 
Notice the golden line..." 

Xylorjax: 
"Settle down, grandma.  It's just the 
'Fish Screensaver'!  Sheesh..talk 
about a flashback..." 

Agent Moldy: 
"Hold it, time out there, Grandma. 
You forget to take your pills again 
'er somethin'?" 

Angel_Noir: 
"Wait! Time out!  This is a 3 hour movie. 
I better use the potty now." 
 
Matteus: 
this is hardly the time to practice 
your Kalaripayattu 

Enapov: 
The jelly fish come together and 
then boom! They exploed! 

LuvBJones: 
The man who caused the "No 
weapons policy" at Starcon. 

Beedo: 
Time out! Red card on Grandma 
for face-mask holding.
 

Xylorjax: 
Rose now pulls down 80g designing 
web pages for Microsoft... 

Angel_Noir: 
Even as he approached his eighties, 
had turned white, and was into cross 
dressing, Herbie Hancock could still 
put on a good show. 

Matteus: 
wow, this old lady is *great* 
at Centipede 

Enapov: 
Look at that- a trout! 

Neoknight: 
Caption This! can be fun for people 
of all ages! 

LuvBJones: 
In the Studio with Edgar Winters. 

Beedo: 
Wow, Grandma kicks ass at 
Mortal Kombat!

JediClone: 
Everyone in the movie employs a 
purturbed, yet vacant stare. Very 
creepy. Jo Bob Briggs calls it that 
magical "Cameronion Glow" 

Artanas: 
"Blowjob?  Yessir mister Cameron, 
anything to be in the sequel!" 

Angel_Noir: 
The Bill Paxton Good Acting Scene 
trading cards.  Collect all -12. 

Matteus: 
I wonder if there's anymore booze 
on the Titanic.... 

Enapov: 
I wish she'd shut up! 

LuvBJones: 
Bill Paxton - The Naked Actor 

Beedo: 
No, I'm not going to have one of 
my trademark panic attacks in this 
film.  Piss off.