Xylorjax: 
Attack of the Killer Spotlights 
---IN COLOR! 

Agent Moldy: 
Damned whales never turn down their 
high beams...mumblemumblegrumble... 

Angel_Noir: 
Bill Gates cleans his pool. 

Matteus: 
super-inteligent squid! 

Enapov: 
New designs for jelly fish. 
 
LuvBJones: 
Ed Harris has got to be down 
here somewhere... 

Beedo: 
Blade Runner is on!  COOL! 
 

JediClone: 
George Lucas immedieately swallowed 
Cameron's entire effects team, and 
put them to work on Episode One 
underwater scenes. 

Xylorjax: 
"Jack!  I'm swimming! 
I'm swimming!!" 

Matteus: 
Look mom! I made it out of my meatloaf 

Enapov: 
Rusty and crusty but trusty! 

LuvBJones: 
"If they could see me now, here 
on my fun-filled cruise!" 

Beedo: 
The wreck of the Ella Fitzgerald.

Agent Moldy: 
Oh my God! They killed Billy 
Corgan!  You bas--wait... 

Angel_Noir: 
Although few historians will admit it, 
David Bowie was filming a video on 
the Promenade deck when the 
Titanic went down. 

Matteus: 
It's The Mole People 
 
Neoknight: 
Polly Pissy Pants! Nooooo!!! 

LuvBJones: 
Madame Alexander's "Titanic." 

Beedo: 
La Comedie est fini. 
 

Artanas: 
"Bill?"  "Yeah Burl?"  "Tape's done 
rewindin'.  Couldja take it off now. 
Think I'm blind"  "Yeah, soon as 
Weird Science is done...man, I love 
this movie!" 

Xylorjax: 
In his free time, James Cameron 
likes to play VR video games... 

 Angel_Noir: 
Jim never really got over "VR5" 
getting cancelled. 

Matteus: 
Phish or the Spin Doctors? 

Enapov: 
boy I love this three-D 
 
Neoknight: 
Although it was competely out of 
production, Fred just couldn't let go 
of his Virtual Boy 

LuvBJones: 
"I just got to Level Six on Pengo!" 

Beedo: 
Recessive genes in action, folks! 
 

Artanas: 
"So, what do you three think?" 
 """Intergalactic!""" 
"That's what I figured" 

Agent Moldy: 
Another Geraldo moment, brought 
to you by James Cameron. 

Enapov: 
Look a junky old box! 

LuvBJones: 
Leonardo DiCaprio arrives on set. 

Beedo: 
Yep, we have core samples!  Bob 
Dole IS as old as dirt! 

JediClone: 
<knock knock> "Uh.. Mr 
Copperfield.. You OK in there?" 
"I'm fine... <cough>" 
 

JediClone:
You think Alicia Silverstone had a tough
time being casted for a pre-built Batgirl
outfit? Kate had to match
a pre-drawn set of tits.

Artanas: 
. o O (Was that the phone or is 
it just cold in here?) 

Agent Moldy: 
Upon seeing this drawing, Kate 
Winslet remarked, "I let DiCaprio see 
me naked?  How drunk was I?!" 

Xylorjax: 
Playboy: Letterbox edition. 

Angel_Noir: 
Thank GOD for website polls! 

Enapov: 
Grandma bought a rubber! 

Matteus: 
Aye aye captain 

Neoknight: 
I would now like to thank JediClone for 
getting this shot out of the way early 

LuvBJones: 
Boris Vallejo's "Titanic." 

Beedo: 
Reminds me of another website 
I vis....  Never mind. 

Neoknight: 
Hey, baby, what you hiding 
under the rock?