HanoverF:
"How does it feel to be more popular
then most of the original Star Trek
cast, be honest," ... "No comment?"
Beedo:
.oO{Damn cat.}
Matteus:
twelve bushel?
Xylorjax:
At the Koosh Store in downtown LA,
you can buy discounted koosh balls
directly from the manufacturer.
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Xylorjax:
Didn't play in the balls at Chuck
E. Cheese's enough as a kid.
Matteus:
whoa!! I didn't know bestiality
was allowed on TV
Beedo:
Geez, Dax, I knew some women liked
to keep stuffed animals in their rooms,
but DAMN!
JediClone:
"Whoa, that feels better. Are any
of these things double-ply?"
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HanoverF:
It was a dirty job, but they had finally
found where Scotty stashed his Haggis.
Matteus:
aww isn't that cute? they're
eating him alive ha ha
Beedo:
Captain Kangaroo.... OF THE
FUTURE!
Angel_Noir:
Cleaning out the Enterprise's toilets was
one job, no one could get out of.
JediClone:
Imediatly, Chekov runs into the
room, hastily screams
"SightGagsWereInwentedInRussia!"
at the top of his lungs, and runs back out.
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Neoknight:
"What do you think, Benjamin? I
say they'd make great implants!"
Xylorjax:
"Umm, commander?
This one's groping me..."
Matteus:
She's Bride of Frankenstein
JediClone:
New from Microsoft, disposable
breast implants! Cheap, recyclable, and
quickly removable for easy upgrades!
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HanoverF:
*smooch* "You Saw Nothing! Nothing!"
Matteus:
It's *MY* fibreglass insulation!!
Xylorjax:
Kirk's cotton candy obsession
comes back to haunt him.
Angel_Noir:
"Kirk sweepy." "Captain?" "Beddy
time for cappy wappy." "This is highly
illogical." "Read me a story?"
JediClone:
Excerpt from the newly released
Grand Jury Testimony of James Tiberious
Kirk... "Captain, you're only making
things worse for yourself."
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Matteus:
SUUUUURGE!!!
Beedo:
No tribbles were harmed in the making
of this production. Okay, maybe the
one we blew up.
JediClone:
No Sailor Scouts were harmed in the
making of this program. Sailor Uranus
was, however, hospitalized for hoof and
mouth disease. Spock is beleived to be
Patient Zero.
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