Beedo:
Captain to crew, additional: One more
"hairy balls" joke, and I SWEAR I'll set
this ship for self-destruct with everyone
on board.
JediClone:
In commemeraton of this momentous
episode, Galoob produces an exclusive
"CGI Enterprise" repaint sold
only in one of the huge box sets of old
Micromachines. After all the collectors
give up and finally buy the box set, they
release the ship in a 3-pack. |
Neoknight:
The Enterprize really needs a
better interior decorator
Xylorjax:
Sure, the mold was getting a little
ridiculous, but hey, they were
guys, they didn't notice.
Beedo:
Scotty's been detonating cats again,
hasn't he, Spock?
Matteus:
WB56? is this Boston?
HanoverF:
If you lick Tribbles, and throw em
against the wall they stick! Make a
weird squishy noise though.
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HanoverF:
"Spock, I think I've found Andy
Rooney's missing eyebrow."
Matteus:
Liptons new Cup-o-Tribbles soup
JediClone:
Damn the replimat! This toupe isnt
ripe yet! I want my money back!
Xylorjax:
"MMMmmmm....Tribble Soup.
Did you make this, Spock?"
Angel_Noir:
Kirk orders a double decaff tribble latte.
Beedo:
Spock, how long have you had this
yoghurt under your work station?
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HanoverF:
"Captain, I can finally give you all the
power you want, by tossing these things
in the reactor! They burn better then
coal!"
Xylorjax:
On a very special "What If?": What if
George Lucas inflicted the Ewoks on
Star TREK instead of Star WARS?
Angel_Noir:
"I got the Pon Far refreshments you
ordered, Mr. Spock." "Thank you Scotty.
Say, you have a real pretty mouth."
Beedo:
Better hurry, sorr. It's all ye can
eat doon in the mess!
Matteus:
ew, remind me never to buy
bread from this guy
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HanoverF:
"Why did these pet rocks grow hair?"
"I don't know, but look at Kirk dance!"
Xylorjax:
"Tribble Soup?! You ARE out
of practice, aren't you?"
Beedo:
He's been showing as much facial
expression as Michael Ironsides.
JediClone:
"Benjamin, why are we here playing 3D
chess instead of finding the bomb?"
"Ut upshay... These people can smell
continuity flaws a mile away" |
Matteus:
I can barely see their web
address on the side there
Beedo:
Cue "Also Sprach Zqarathustra"!
JediClone:
When Klingon Birds Of Prey
over-eat and dont get any excerise.
Angel_Noir:
Originally starship design called for
a bridge, a hallway, and a big friggin
septic tank.
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