Matteus:
this ship's been rated NC17
Beedo:
Captain's Log, Stardate 29540.8.
The scariest thing is, I still haven't
found that other tribble I sat on. My
constipation continues to worsen.
JediClone:
Medical Officer's Log: Began
investigations against Engineer Scott.
Speed Racer's allegations seem pretty
invalid, but that's not gonna stop me!
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Xylorjax:
Genghis Khan Spice........KHAN!!!!!!!!
Beedo:
Watch how he doesn't sink to
conveying any emotion whatsoever.
Matteus:
this is sexual harrassment, and
I don't have to take it
JediClone:
Jealous that nature has graced Shatner
with the smooth skull that he has to
shave 3 times a day to maintain.
Angel_Noir:
They travel back in time 80 years,
and Sisko just happens to bring his
yearbook to sign? |
HanoverF:
"You lose that picture of me putting
the Tribble down my pants, and some
day I'll repay the favor...I want the
negative, too."
Angel_Noir:
"Ensign?" "Clean. And that's
'Mister' to you."
Xylorjax:
"What's with the head? Trying to
be Patrick Stuart, are we?"
Beedo:
Hey, weren't you in "Roots"?
JediClone:
"Dammit... thatJediClone... hasbeendoing
alot...ofreallylong...captions." "Leave him
*alone*! He's been away from
the site
for *a* long time!"
|
Xylorjax:
"Yeah, I guess I did look like
Genghis Khan, huh?"
Beedo:
Good grief! An emotion!
Matteus:
alright go ahead and sexually harrass me.
JediClone:
The fact that Bajor hasnt been
discovered yet didnt stop Sisko from
spreading the faith: "Greetings brother.
Have you heard the word of the
Prophets? Would you like to read some
prophecies?"
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Neoknight:
I think he's having one of those "Things
That Make Ya Go Hmmmmm" moments.
HanoverF:
Kirk strated a trend, now everyone
is wearing a bad rug!
Matteus:
so great that you guys listen to
all my problems
Beedo:
.oO{Just one more season, then it's
over. Just one more season....}
Xylorjax:
"Here at Toupee World, we have all
your hair accessory needs covered."
Angel_Noir:
Bad financial planning led to Quark
having an over abundance of loofas.
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HanoverF:
It seemed a dark day at first, but
then Quark opened up his most
popular game, Whack-a-Tribble
Matteus:
O'Brian's stuffed animal collection
has gotten out of hand
Beedo:
You'd think someone would
have called the Orkin guy by now.
Angel_Noir:
Suddenly Morn exploded, ending the
mistery as to why he never spoke.
JediClone:
Every time Worf walked into Quark's,
the tribbles all screamed in fear. Every
time Alexander walked into Quark's,
the tribbles all laughed at him, just like
everybody else. |
