"Trials And Tibble-ations" 
 
  
 HanoverF: 
"Hey, sexy, want to dribble my tribble?" 

Xylorjax: 
Sexual Harassment, 60's Style. 

Matteus: 
bend over some more, yeah, that's it... 

Beedo: 
Captain to crew: ANY MORE 
HAIRPIECE JOKES, AND YOU'LL 
ALL BE THROWN IN THE BRIG!

  
HanoverF:  
"Checkov, stop trying to preform a  
deep scan on that furball, you a few  
vodkas short of a bender, son?"  

Angel_Noir:   
"Captain's Log: This year's Beanie Baby 
swap was a rousing success." 

Beedo:  
You know someone's a villain when they  
show up, storking small fluffy critters.  

Matteus:  
what, the Nyquil is kicking in...  

Xylorjax:  
Am I the only one who thinks Shatner  
is out there in his pajamas?
 

 
 Beedo: 
Sisko's standard expression: 
The Annoyed Glare. 

JediClone: 
"Look at them. All rushing to cap 
Shatner. And I'm such an easy target! 
I worked with Robert Urich for 
cryin out loud!" 

Angel_Noir: 
"Who's that?" "Janice Rand." "Oh, 
that explains the b.j." 
 

 

  
Xylorjax: 
When Koosh Balls Atta...oh, wait, 
they really are.  Nevermind. 

Matteus: 
what a lovely rock collection 

JediClone: 
#5 on the list of Things We Really, 
Really Didnt Want To Know About 
Rom and Leeta's Sex Life. 
(#1 of corse, is that they have one at all) 

Beedo: 
Geez, Scotty, when wa the last time 
you dusted under the bed? 

JediClone: 
Where Beanie Babies go to die.

  
Neoknight:
For punishment, deviant crew
members were told to go find the
tribble with the red spot on it. 

Beedo: 
The worst job in the Alpha 
Quadrant: Tribble Sexer. 

HanoverF: 
"How can you tell the sex of a Tribble 
anyway?" "I don't know, get it drunk?" 

Angel_Noir: 
"Each Mcnugget is qaulity tested to 
ensure peak freshness..." 

Matteus: 
I don't know, they're all so 
cute I can't decide 

JediClone: 
Odo shoves a few tribbles down his 
coat to slip them into Worf's 
closet when they get home. 
 

 
HanoverF: 
While no one was looking, Odo would 
impliment his Tribble anal probe. 

Matteus: 
OH MY GOD!! WHAT DID MY 
PLASTIC SURGEON DO!!! 

Xylorjax: 
Odo would be far more productive 
if he weren't constantly checking 
and re-checking his makeup... 

Beedo: 
Odo, quit checking your makeup 
and get over here. 
 
 

 
 
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