JediClone:
You mean special in that
"special ED" way, right?

MrTim: 
It's the _Star Wars Holiday 
Special: Special Edition_! 

Matteus: 
The Animaniacs Special 
 
 

  
MrTim: 
It's really TV-Y! 

JediClone: 
You thought Parker and Stone 
could only bomb in *theatres*! 
Suckers! 

Angel_Noir: 
You mean Jazzsoda wasn't kicked 
off CT! permanatly? You got me! 

Matteus: 
The Armageddon 

Neoknight: 
We interrupt your scheduled crap 
to bring you... well... crap! 
 

  
MrTim: 
Is that a Connecticut 
Yankee in there? 

JediClone:
Justice is Drunk.
E Pluribus Lager.

Angel_Noir: 
On the docket: Contesting the 
pronunciation of "about". 

Matteus: 
they got their flag from a stick 
of Big Red 
 
 

  
Neoknight: 
Much to everyone's suprize, Mark 
Furman manages to plant new 
evidence in the next OJ trial 

JediClone:
You can all get out now. The outcome
of this impeachment hearing's already
been decided.

Angel_Noir: 
"Ladies and gentlemen of the 
jury...LAMBADA!" 
 

  
MrTim: 
Tragedy struck at the Peter, Paul 
& Mary concert last night when the 
band was attacked by a man who 
had a hammer. 

Matteus: 
April DIE!!! 

Angel_Noir: 
Mjolnir Lite. 

JediClone: 
Tonight on This Old Homicide, we'll 
show you how to deal with those 
damn Girl Scouts who keep 
bugging you... 
 

  
Matteus: 
go on, kiss it 

JediClone:
"Terrance and Phillip, you stand 
accused of being Canadian and not
ending every statement with "ay"...
How do you plead, ay?"