Angel_Noir:
9:00 Pick up Bronco from body shop.
JediClone:
9:30: Begin hunt for Phillip's
missing baby, belived to have been
abducted by a Jewish family living
in Colorado.
Neoknight:
Fart 9:00
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Angel_Noir:
Easily Distrcated Jury Foreperson.
"We find the defendant, Orenthal
James Simpson-Necco Waffers!
JediClone:
"Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Execute them
both!" "Um..." "Fry them! Gas them!"
"Uh, lady, this is traffic court-" "HANG THEM!"
Matteus:
Grandma looks like a cookie jar
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MrTim:
o/` "I've got two legs from my hips
to the ground,/ And when I move
'em I walk around./ And when I lift
'em they climb the stairs,/ And when
I shave 'em I ain't got hairs!" o/`
Angel_Noir:
Phillip shows off some moves
from "Farting to the Oldies IV".
Neoknight:
Phillip, urninating on the jurors
will not help you one bit.
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Angel_Noir:
The evidence was overwhelming,
Terrance was Michael Jackson.
MrTim:
This is the last known photo of
the horse, who has been missing
for six months.
JediClone:
Tonight on "Animal Court"... He said: "I
DID NOT have a sexual relationship
with *that* llama." .. But
Llinda Tripp has proof otherwise...
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Angel_Noir:
"...and please let the glove fit. Amen."
JediClone:
William Shatner IS Perry Mason IN...
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Angel_Noir:
"Order in the court!" "I'll have a large
chili!" *PFFFHHHTT!* "Hahahaha!"
JediClone:
You want me to fart! You know
you do! You love it, dont you baby!
Neoknight:
Desperate for a plea-bargain, Philip
offers to the the prosecutor's "bitch"
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