Beedo: 
Isn't that a Horta in the background? 

Angel_Noir: 
 The hardest thing about the annual 
"Messiah Toss" was finding ways to 
promote it. 

Matteus: 
Why did the pig cross the road? 

BuckFifty: 
"...and the pig crossed the road to get 
to the other side!  Get it?  Huh?  Huh? 
Aw, screw you guys, I'm going home..." 
 

 HanoverF: 
While the rest of the boys inspect 
Chef's Salty Chocholate Balls, Kenny 
gives Death directions to where they're 
shooting Monty Python's Meaning of Life. 

Xylorjax: 
It was then that the other children figured 
it out:  Kenny HAD been taking steroids. 

Matteus: 
what kenny's really saying: I like girls 
with big vaginas, give me some of those 
big titties (I know because I came 
across the Primus lyrics) 

Beedo: 
If you only knew what Kenny really 
says in this segment.... 
 

HanoverF: 
"Come on Down to South Park, 
Typhoid free since 1997!" 
 
Beedo: 
...a town comprised almost 
entirely of Carny folk. 

Angel_Noir: 
"Houston, we have flatulence." 

Matteus: 
Les Claypool never looked better

Jazzsoda: 
"Hey look, Ma! Baby On Board!" 
"A hyuk, you wus always the 
funny one, Cletus!" 

Angel_Noir: 
The Child Whacker (By Whammo) 
was an international success. 
Domestically, it was only excepted 
in Arkansas. 

Beedo: 
I knew they were strict about their 
noise ordinance, but stapling babies to 
the signs on the outskirts of town?!! 

Angel_Noir: 
No Canadian babies were harmed 
in the making of this film. 

Matteus: 
it's a little known fact that small 
children's heads are magnetically 
attracted to certain types of pine
 

Kel's Winter: 
Mr. Poo makes his getaway, fancy 
dynamite trigger and all. 

HanoverF: 
 o/` He Was Once a Little Brown Glob 
of Feces! .... Hankey! o/` "Typhoid 
free, thats what they think!" 

Angel_Noir: 
Man, that sign is the shiiiit!