Xylorjax:
"Kick the mutant!"
Matteus:
hey man, I think he's looking at your feet
JediClone:
As the drool drips off his chin at the
sight of such perfect arches, another
one of Cartman's psycho-sexual hangups
is revealed, and quickly ridiculed.
BuckFifty:
Suddenly Cartman wondered if he
had feet like all the other boys...
HanoverF:
.oO(What the hell are Stan and
Kyle talking about? Shoe-laces?
What the hell are those?)
|
Xylorjax:
Boy, they nailed the standard
entry in that crapfest right on...
Matteus:
now back to Riding With Death "that's
it... give it that ol' college try"
Angel_Noir:
The world and the way it would be if
they didn't check for typos while
covering Amtrack disasters.
JediClone:
An Amtrack liner is headed east from
Boston at 80 MPH. A ValueJet plane
is headed west from Denver at 300
MPH. An Exxon oilrig is headed south
from Tallahassee at 50 MPH.
Where will they all collide?
|
HanoverF:
Suddenly Grandpa shouted out he
was the one who had "Ellen" cancelled,
and the crowd turned...
JediClone:
Robin Williams IN:
"Jack's High School Reuinion"
|
Matteus:
found out the hard way you can
still get sunburns mid-winter
HanoverF:
"The heimlich? I don't think I can even
move my arms, I'm just a cardboard
cut-out."
Angel_Noir:
Hey, maybe he really was Native
American.
Beedo:
Strangely enough, it was this scene
that my friends recognized my similarity
to Cartman. They're all dead, now.
|
Matteus:
this is an easy access hospital?
HanoverF:
Mephistos Gene Spliceing: 2
Billion Severed (strands of DNA)
JediClone:
Meanwhille, in stately Penneyworth
Manor: "Ever since Master Bruce and
Tim had that 'accident' the place has
been mine, all mine! Mwahahahahaha!
...Tea?" |
Angel_Noir:
Seconds later, they were covered in
dung. The five assed monkey had
struck, and struck hard.
HanoverF:
"Cheese, Crisco, Bacon, Naked
Mutant Quarterly... out wait, those are'nt
the candidates for your father, thats my
shopping list! Sorry!" |
